NasserAlazzawi In some respects that area is the next in line to be more up and coming as people branch away from the more expensive areas of newcastle once it’s been razed to the ground by heavy-grade thermonuclear weaponry

Wally I’m from North Shields. South Shields is definitely Shelbyville where they marry their cousins.

You guys have always had beef (I’m a Crammy lad)

Just saw Bridget Phillipson on Sky News there (Shadow Education minister)

A Geordie* and a ride.

*from Washington in Tyne & Wear apparently; I have no idea where that lies technically on the whole Geordie-Mackem spectrum. If it quacks like a duck etc.

    Not that I’m getting ahead of myself but her family will end up loving me.

    It’s the cheeky playful bants!

      I’ve yet to meet a Geordie who harbours anything but the fondest of deferential affection for cheeky, self-confident southerners like you Ed so I’m sure you’re right.

      C_J A Geordie* and a ride.

      *from Washington in Tyne & Wear apparently; I have no idea where that lies technically on the whole Geordie-Mackem spectrum.

      I’m not even sure, it’s right between the two, possibly leaning slightly towards mackem. Like a no man’s land industrial estate.

        NasserAlazzawi
        Not much there is there? couple of new build estates and some top secret stuff I’m not allowed to tell you about.

        Closer to Durham too?

          Smallman1
          Working on synthesising both and, if it comes off we’ll all be consumed by a supermassive black hole of prog**

          ** not a euphemism
          ** not related to purple aki

          Smallman1 Not that I’m getting ahead of myself but her family will end up loving me.

          It’s the cheeky playful bants!

          Yeh until they see your rainbow laces and Timmy Mallet attire.

          I just don’t want you to get hurt again, Ed

          It is better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

          Not my words, the words of Lord Tennyson.