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  • Sunak (General U.K. is Jaded thread)

I personally am not bothered about an Indian being PM, so long as he doesn’t turn Number 10 into a Londis and doesn’t insult the King by leaving a massive unflushed log in one of the Palace bogs.

Competency is the most important trait and he is probably the best of a bad bunch.

That being said he’s royally fucked up by appointing Braverman as HS, so my first point is arguably not valid.

Curtains

Only thick as shit racists like Derm care.

But that’s because they’re uneducated and grew up in shitholes.

Tories at their very best:

I’d assume this goes down as attempted murder. Shameful if it’s anything less.

  • Amps replied to this.

    Amps I’d assume this goes down as attempted murder.

      What was she doing walking in the middle of the road? 4×4s have right of way in the countryside

        alistair You play with fire and you get burnt

        Jesus fucking wept.

        I’d imagine if there was a top ten gammon quote thread on here, your post would be number one, with the other 9 populated with your other lazy right-wing tropes. Have you considered a career posting in the comments section of The Times? A promising career awaits.

            alistair

            Lol. Imagine being out on the rip with Al and Ed then hit the afters and you’re sandwiched in the middle of their chit chat. Trying to come up on that jack n jill you necked an hour ago.

              alistair …jesus christ 😆

              Notice you edited your post… would love to have read it before you toned it down for fear of sounding like a proper cunt.

                Along_the_Wire

                Jesus fucking wept.

                Yeah but GB News applauded… so like… swings and roundabouts.

                  Your Honour, the defendant, Lord Winterbourne, is a managing director of an ailing oil company and hedge fund manager. On the date in question, the defendant drove carefully down the narrow country lane in his Land Rover 4×4 vehicle, having completed his charitable work in aid of foxes and keen that he should arrive punctually for his shift at the inner city food bank. Mindful that he should not let down the people who are inexplicably too poor to eat because they were unable find a job that paid more money, he drove at a steady pace along the narrow country lane.

                  Being of a nervous disposition, he was shocked and distressed to happen upon a crazed, violent terrorist who launched herself at the vehicle from the side of the road. Fearing for his his life and that of the assorted bloodhounds and beagles in the rear of the vehicle, the defendant sought to avert the circumstances of danger by increasing his speed in an effort to flee the hostile situation that presented itself to him. In the circumstances, it was not possible to slow nor to avert his course of travel lest he be attacked by the forming gang of marauders on the side of the country lane. It was, Your Honour, a regrettable but unfortunately necessary course of action.

                  Tut tut, whine whine, its like a fucking old mothers meeting on here 😂