Sunak (General U.K. is Jaded thread)

ScottBailey If 1 broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles in 20 years, how many brooms have been used in total?

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Mad_Cyril lol. Like something out of Wicker Man I would imagine. Would defo buy on Etsy.

Mad_Cyril So you pioneered wood soldering?

Bark welding?

Balsa burner ?

bosstrabs Got an A in maths and B in Further. But I already had the grades for uni by Xmas of upper sixth so did no work at all for the last 2 terms and got Es in the last modules. Did Pure 1-6, stats 1-4 and mechanics 1-3 I think.

ScottBailey Bark welding?

BERK welding more like.

The process of fusing two BERKS together by using high heat to melt their parts together then allowing them to cool, causing fusion.

I believe Dave is coming back to the UK to fuse Edwand and Hugo together to make one big SuperBERK

Mad_Cyril Fair play to Harry, the Ginger cunt is acting more of a Princess than Megan will ever be

Still has a load of ‘lad credit’ in the bank though…

rhouses No, I’m not. When have I ever said that? I did Pol/Econ at university.

I did do a lot of demographic / marketing analysis work for a bank, though, in the 2000s.

Maths SL fucked my overall IB score up, but luckily my TOK and Extended Essay saved my diploma. Struggled with it all through my schooling.

Then got an A+ first year of university in the US, because they made do some general education credit requirement where I had to do a maths class which was basically middle school level. And that was it, never again.

bosstrabs I don’t why I’ve always had you for an HSBC suit in banking. Must be all the Nigerian hookers.

Harry lost his virginity on coke in a field when he was 17. Exactly the same day Edwand lost his.

Cankles-McJeggings Is this his anal virginity with Dazzer?

Cankles-McJeggings Have you missed the last 20 years of the absolute shit you wear?

Heading to Selfridge’s later to pick up my double nawty Billionaire Boys Club numbers.

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