Garage, it’s where you put the junk you don’t want in your house.

Dunno what’s worse, garage or reggaeton

Another example of Ed’s vital importance to the board.

Ewww, music for council estate crackheads who think that ‘The Artful Dodger’ is a visionary and enjoy displays of synchronised stabbing on TikTok

When Sweet Like Chocolate Boy used to get dropped at Volts on Kingston in the late 90s, the place would go off BIG TIME.

    Someone post Spin Spin Sugar ffs.

      Smallman1 immediate kneeslide across that wood effect dancefloor then up into a kick step in my YSL ‘coral’ shirt

        3 bottles of Miller at £1 each, oversized YSL shirt and Armani jeans.

        All rounded off with a pair of Base loafers and a shedload of Cool Water.

        Or winning as I like to call it.

          The horrible vocal heavy stuff can do one, but there is some decent 2-step out there in my humble. Remember hearing some wicked dark garage at Glastonbury 2000. None of that rinsing zone bollocks. Just some really cool breakbeat without the shitty vibe.

          Got a few mates who are still bang into it. Always thought it was absolute shite myself.

            Come over here to Aiya Napa and we’ll large it up Smalls!

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              Dubman
              I hope you keep them well apart from the Goa Trance crew?

              Could be dangerous

                  This is a new low to this board. Why would anyone make this a topic.

                  I’ve lived in essex for years and it’s shite like this that ruined clubs here in the early 2000’a when music got decent in lots of others parts of the country

                    Rich could only dream of starting a thread like this.

                      Yes, all UK garage is absolutely rubbish.

                      Well done lads ♿️