alistair Treacles were mad for this

Are you a “treacle” alistair?!

    Never understood why they used that Tina Moore sample, it sounds like a cat being strangled. Good track aside from that

    Let’s get this party started -

    Some cunts tried to start a 2 step/speed/ukg night in belfast when this sound was taking off around the turn of the millennium. The UVF and IRA broke their ceasefires, joined forces, blew up the premises and shot all of the organisers dead. Didn’t seem to catch on over here after that, thankfully…

    alistair music for dancers rather than strokers

    Men can also dance. There are also many girls who wouldn’t wish to dance to tosh like that.

        Am like a one man catherine wheel on a d-floor.

        Pure flames.

          Smallman1 Am like a one man catherine wheel on a d-floor.

          Pure flames.

          You mean everyone runs for the fire exits as soon as you turn up.

            Smallman. Melting people’s faces off from 40yards since 1998.

            Just remembered about a DJ Unique that warmed up for Sasha at Fabric. Must’ve been 2000 or something. Managed to fill the floor then for some reason dropped a UKG tune and cleared the room. Can’t say I ever heard of him again. We were all just staring at each other wondering why he would do that.

            Was it my Bo Selecta vid?

            Imagine: Me, OLB and Alistair behind the velvet rope. Jeroboams of Cristal on our table. Gyaldem being suaved. Norris ‘Da Boss’ Windross playing an advertised UK Garage classics set. He drops a breakbeat track.

            Hugo pops up from nowhere, crushing the bants and general vibe with a persistent nagging about how it isn’t actually a UK Garage track.

            INTO THE WEEDS WE GO!