Sean wouldn’t understand, being from somewhere about as ‘urban’ as Jacob Rees-Mogg

    seanc80 You do realise you are arguing over which pile of shite smells the most like shite.

    I’m more arguing that pretty much the only good tunes mentioned in this thread don’t “smell” like the pile of shite which was UK Garage (because they weren’t UK Garage).

    Apart from a few oddballs most in this thread appear to have come to the logical consensus that actual UK Garage was crap.

        You are wasting your time Dave. But more importantly you are wasting mine.

          bosstrabs Sean wouldn’t understand, being from somewhere about as ‘urban’ as Jacob Rees-Mogg

          I’m probably from the most urban London locale in this thread and will confirm that pretty much the only people who listened to UK Garage were chavs, or people who weren’t actually chavs but for some weird reason wished to imitate them.

              hugopal It’s really like judging trance on Gouryella and System F, though, some of the shite people listen to to decide UK Garage is crap.

                  seanc80 You are wasting your time Dave. But more importantly you are wasting mine.

                  That’s the cheugiest thing I’ve ever read on here. Do you have Etsy cushions with that stitched on?

                    bosstrabs It’s really like judging trance on Gouryella and System F, though, some of the shite people listen to to decide UK Garage is crap.

                    Hmm, so what’s the “good” UK Garage then? Cos the only decent tunes people have mentioned were Speed Garage.

                    I was in secondary school when UK Garage was getting big and remember it blasting out of some kids’ speakers and sometimes getting put on at house parties etc. Don’t recall any of it not being gash.

                        Smallman1 Mr Tooting disagrees.

                        You live there now, but as you’ve mentioned in this thread you appear to have been in Kingston when UK Garage was a thing.

                          hugopal Hmm, so what’s the “good” UK Garage then?

                          From back in the day:

                            alistair Treacles were mad for this

                            Are you a “treacle” alistair?!

                              Never understood why they used that Tina Moore sample, it sounds like a cat being strangled. Good track aside from that

                              Let’s get this party started -

                              Some cunts tried to start a 2 step/speed/ukg night in belfast when this sound was taking off around the turn of the millennium. The UVF and IRA broke their ceasefires, joined forces, blew up the premises and shot all of the organisers dead. Didn’t seem to catch on over here after that, thankfully…