Wally There’s been a mutiny at Mars Wrigley!

Bounty be uproar.

Take my wife!

Who doesn’t like Bounty? It a load of woke nonsense

If I’ve had to suffer coffee fucking Revels - the population at large can suck this fucker up.

Love coffee revels!!

you would you fucking weirdo

rhouses Not my proudest moment Derms. Especially when I was desperately

What’s your fasting hours, 23 on, 1 off?

Bounty and the Caramel one are the only ones I like in Celebrations

Bounty is a decent choice out of that selection, better than a milky way, for fuck sake!

rhouses

If you eat enough of it, coconut can have a laxative effect. People who drink coconut water as part of their health regime often report it.

Maltesers are the apex predators of the Celebrations box.

    Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

      ScottBailey might swap the Galaxy plain and Maltesers over, but otherwise a sound order of service.

      ScottBailey Not a fan of peanuts in chocolate so after Mars it would be Twix, Milky Way, Bounty, Snickers but otherwise a solid list.

      I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.

        bosstrabs I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.

        You’d be lost without me Dave!

        ScottBailey

        Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

        Rookie mistake. You never lead off on the caramels. If you are going for a full demolish and don’t want chocolate fatigue, you start on the Maltesers or plain Galaxy. The Galaxy Caramels are too sickly, if you want staying power in the game.

          I still maintain this is the gayest thread ever. Celebrations. Men.

          whatever it’s all about getting the best ones before anyone else does, so demolish all the caramel ones immediately.