Bounty and the Caramel one are the only ones I like in Celebrations

Bounty is a decent choice out of that selection, better than a milky way, for fuck sake!

rhouses

If you eat enough of it, coconut can have a laxative effect. People who drink coconut water as part of their health regime often report it.

    Maltesers are the apex predators of the Celebrations box.

      Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

        ScottBailey might swap the Galaxy plain and Maltesers over, but otherwise a sound order of service.

          ScottBailey Not a fan of peanuts in chocolate so after Mars it would be Twix, Milky Way, Bounty, Snickers but otherwise a solid list.

            I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.

              bosstrabs I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.

              You’d be lost without me Dave!

                ScottBailey

                Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

                Rookie mistake. You never lead off on the caramels. If you are going for a full demolish and don’t want chocolate fatigue, you start on the Maltesers or plain Galaxy. The Galaxy Caramels are too sickly, if you want staying power in the game.

                    I still maintain this is the gayest thread ever. Celebrations. Men.

                    whatever it’s all about getting the best ones before anyone else does, so demolish all the caramel ones immediately.

                        What is this? Everyone’s going on about Roses, Celebrations, Heroes and Quality Street, scoffing chocolates like burds on their periods.

                        At least do some next level shit if you’re going to do that:

                          Anybody that rates the tedium of a malteser over a snickers has a permanently soft penis. Also what are the chances Nas loves the milky ways?

                            Nas just eats Freddos, smearing them all over his chin and jumper in the process.

                            RichM

                            The pro move is that you hit it strategically with a pincer movement. Collect the caramels while simultaneously taking out the 2nd tier chocolates and pivot back to the caramels to seize glory. That way, you can also consume some caramels in the process and neutralise the competition.

                            The only thing that can stop you is diabetes.