Wally There’s been a mutiny at Mars Wrigley!

Bounty be uproar.

Take my wife!

    Who doesn’t like Bounty? It a load of woke nonsense

    If I’ve had to suffer coffee fucking Revels - the population at large can suck this fucker up.

    Love coffee revels!!

    you would you fucking weirdo

    rhouses Not my proudest moment Derms. Especially when I was desperately

    What’s your fasting hours, 23 on, 1 off?

      Bounty and the Caramel one are the only ones I like in Celebrations

      Bounty is a decent choice out of that selection, better than a milky way, for fuck sake!

      rhouses

      If you eat enough of it, coconut can have a laxative effect. People who drink coconut water as part of their health regime often report it.

        Maltesers are the apex predators of the Celebrations box.

          Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

            ScottBailey might swap the Galaxy plain and Maltesers over, but otherwise a sound order of service.

              ScottBailey Not a fan of peanuts in chocolate so after Mars it would be Twix, Milky Way, Bounty, Snickers but otherwise a solid list.

                I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.

                  bosstrabs I’ll tell you what will herald a celebration: When Smallman dies.

                  You’d be lost without me Dave!

                    ScottBailey

                    Order of consumption = Galaxy Caramel, Galaxy Plain, Malteser, Mars, Snickers, Twix, Bounty, Milky Way.

                    Rookie mistake. You never lead off on the caramels. If you are going for a full demolish and don’t want chocolate fatigue, you start on the Maltesers or plain Galaxy. The Galaxy Caramels are too sickly, if you want staying power in the game.

                        I still maintain this is the gayest thread ever. Celebrations. Men.

                        whatever it’s all about getting the best ones before anyone else does, so demolish all the caramel ones immediately.

                            What is this? Everyone’s going on about Roses, Celebrations, Heroes and Quality Street, scoffing chocolates like burds on their periods.

                            At least do some next level shit if you’re going to do that:

                              Anybody that rates the tedium of a malteser over a snickers has a permanently soft penis. Also what are the chances Nas loves the milky ways?