1. Smallman - England - Very Tory and extremely stupid. Disliked by the Irish (and people in Manchester and Liverpool) to the point of being glassed or dunked in a river. Everyone’s ‘banter team’.

7 Grant - won the first ever board Power Rankings in 1934 (18 years after he was born). Always there or thereabouts. Can turn nasty if provoked (by Flares).

    1. Hugo - Zero sense of humour, but never write him off or he’ll relentlessly crush you with a series of 7 long-winded posts of irrefutable logic (by which point everyone will have switched off).

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      That is Edwand haha. Probably when he was an arsenal fan when they won the league and then changed back to Chelsea the year after when he saw decline coming, like the Lovejoy he is.

        Lolz all round Davey. Top work

        Solid stuff Dave, admire your dedication.

        bosstrabs ha, it would be even more fitting if the bloomin’ German bureaucrats pulled their finger out and actually issued me a residence document.

            hugopal
            Will take them years to wade through your “theorem synopsis of application”

                The only one I disagree with is Switzerland/Dermo. His prog credentials and clubbing CV are too strong to be compared to a team who, whilst admittedly solid, have never gone deep in a tournament

                  Mad_Cyril again, that’s amusing, but I think it was only about 2 pages long.

                    bosstrabs Grant - won the first ever board Power Rankings in 1934 (18 years after he was born)

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                      gcw “The only one I disagree with is Switzerland/Dermo. His alleged prog credentials and clubbing CV are too strong to be compared to a team who, whilst admittedly solid, have never gone deep in a tournament”

                      Corrected that for you. I still have no idea whether anything he has ever said has been true

                        Haha I’m feeling for you Benson. Must be some sleepless nights involved.

                        Cankles-McJeggings That is Edwand haha. Probably when he was an arsenal fan when they won the league

                        Though it’s a Barnsley shirt.