- Monostereo - the boss man, mesmerising with Photoshop, capoeira dancing his way around the server with precise but effortless looking SQL injections. A joy to watch.
2022 World Cup x Board Power Rankings
- Mad Cyril - emerged as a serious contender in recent years but has now peaked? Latest shoes an abomination.
- Si - always there alongside Mad Cyril, Si makes up the other of the ‘Banterlux’ countries (aka the PPT/SAF table). Just like Louis van Gaal, a lot of the time no-one knows what the fuck he’s on about. But possibly an enigmatic genius?
- Millsy - was the best in the business 2008-2012, no question about it. But now his relentless chugball appears dated and tedious as he grinds his gears on the edge of the top bracket, unable to replicate the highs of old.
(this concludes Part 1 of an 8-part Power Rankings special)
- Dermo - incredibly boring and neutral about everything. Stop sitting on the fence, Derm, and let us know your real thoughts about something occasionally. Likes a good wristwatch and fair amount of fondue in his dance music. Will gladly accept income from any morally bankrupt institution.
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- Smallman - England - Very Tory and extremely stupid. Disliked by the Irish (and people in Manchester and Liverpool) to the point of being glassed or dunked in a river. Everyone’s ‘banter team’.
7 Grant - won the first ever board Power Rankings in 1934 (18 years after he was born). Always there or thereabouts. Can turn nasty if provoked (by Flares).
- Hugo - Zero sense of humour, but never write him off or he’ll relentlessly crush you with a series of 7 long-winded posts of irrefutable logic (by which point everyone will have switched off).
Fucking LOL! Strong, strong work there, Dave
That is Edwand haha. Probably when he was an arsenal fan when they won the league and then changed back to Chelsea the year after when he saw decline coming, like the Lovejoy he is.
Lolz all round Davey. Top work
Solid stuff Dave, admire your dedication.
The only one I disagree with is Switzerland/Dermo. His prog credentials and clubbing CV are too strong to be compared to a team who, whilst admittedly solid, have never gone deep in a tournament
Maybe Denmark - last won a major trophy in 1992.
bosstrabs Grant - won the first ever board Power Rankings in 1934 (18 years after he was born)
Along_the_Wire Maybe Denmark - last won a major
Ha ha yeh was expecting Italy at least.