1. Hursty - France - a bit mental, non-conformist, hates the US dollar hegemony. Can perform as well as anyone but prone to disappear completely sometimes (such as when Flares appears).
  2. Rhouses - Qatar - universally hated for his use of slave labour put to work in horrible conditions.
  3. Nasser Alazawi - Serbia - a small player, but recently angry and confrontational.
  4. SeanC - Cameroon - everyone’s favourite green-clad mentalist since the 90s.
  5. Wally (again) - Saudi Arabia - just to annoy the fuck out of him. And because he censors anything remotely fun, like pr0n.
  6. Homegrove - Iran - Likes beards and strange cats.
  7. Amps - Ghana - Interesting and well-supported by neutrals. Well, back in 2010. Now the novelty has worn off.
  8. Wasily - Poland - wasily about that?

5.45am

Matty Holland Shorts on & reenacting the True Romance scene with Elvis in the mirror. Finish inexplicably with a Milla shuffle beside the clothes horse in the Utility room.

I take it this is going to be the thread for all WC 2022 talk?

Team announced today, no doubt Slab-head will somehow make the team having not played at all due to being fucking woeful.

Toney in with a shout?

I obviously don’t really give a shit because I’m boycotting the whole shit show. But as football goes leaving Maddison out will be an unforgivable crime and I hope Southgate gets destroyed for it. The boring, characterless, clueless sack of shit.

SM001 There is one, and he is wank, massive oversight from Southgate

      SM001 it thought the same - 9 defenders and 8 strikers? Is there a cunt in charge here?

          If I’m not top table, top 10, I want no part of the the Board Power Rankings, Dave.

          • -si- replied to this.

            Be careful what you wish for Rhouses, my old son

            rhouses

            Rhouses, you are 100% cemented at the top table, mate. Not a single doubt about that. A lifer.

                Along_the_Wire

                I am trying to build the fella up after the trab thread. I am also confirming he has achieved one half of his wish to be top table and a top 10 ranker. Small steps, grant. Don’t piss on the man’s parade!

                  Fuckssake… if Rhouses is a top tabler we’re going to have to revise the catering budget for the AGM.