1. Hursty - France - a bit mental, non-conformist, hates the US dollar hegemony. Can perform as well as anyone but prone to disappear completely sometimes (such as when Flares appears).
  2. Rhouses - Qatar - universally hated for his use of slave labour put to work in horrible conditions.
  3. Nasser Alazawi - Serbia - a small player, but recently angry and confrontational.
  4. SeanC - Cameroon - everyone’s favourite green-clad mentalist since the 90s.
  5. Wally (again) - Saudi Arabia - just to annoy the fuck out of him. And because he censors anything remotely fun, like pr0n.
  6. Homegrove - Iran - Likes beards and strange cats.
  7. Amps - Ghana - Interesting and well-supported by neutrals. Well, back in 2010. Now the novelty has worn off.
  8. Wasily - Poland - wasily about that?

5.45am

Matty Holland Shorts on & reenacting the True Romance scene with Elvis in the mirror. Finish inexplicably with a Milla shuffle beside the clothes horse in the Utility room.

I take it this is going to be the thread for all WC 2022 talk?

Team announced today, no doubt Slab-head will somehow make the team having not played at all due to being fucking woeful.

Toney in with a shout?

I obviously don’t really give a shit because I’m boycotting the whole shit show. But as football goes leaving Maddison out will be an unforgivable crime and I hope Southgate gets destroyed for it. The boring, characterless, clueless sack of shit.

SM001 There is one, and he is wank, massive oversight from Southgate

      SM001 it thought the same - 9 defenders and 8 strikers? Is there a cunt in charge here?

          If I’m not top table, top 10, I want no part of the the Board Power Rankings, Dave.

          • -si- replied to this.

            Be careful what you wish for Rhouses, my old son

            rhouses

            Rhouses, you are 100% cemented at the top table, mate. Not a single doubt about that. A lifer.

                Along_the_Wire

                I am trying to build the fella up after the trab thread. I am also confirming he has achieved one half of his wish to be top table and a top 10 ranker. Small steps, grant. Don’t piss on the man’s parade!

                  Fuckssake… if Rhouses is a top tabler we’re going to have to revise the catering budget for the AGM.

                    Will need to reinforce the stage too.

                      Hursty There is one, and he is wank, massive oversight from Southgate

                      With Chilwell injured who else is there?

                      I’m guessing Trippier might be used as the backup? If I recall he’s filled in there before. Not ideal though, sure.

                        Shaw is good enough. Had an excellent Euros and has been quality since he was challenged by Malacia. Trippier is statistically the best FB in the league

                        Smallman1 Rhouses with all blue M&Ms removed hidden on p34 of his terms and conditions.

                          I think you’s have a good squad just don’t play a good system, defo have some really good players just the game plan is way to safe and defensive, at least yous can kinda enjoy tournaments

                          Reckon he has a club lined up for January.

                          🤞 Liverpool

                          Cankles-McJeggings I hope he gets mistaken for a queer and stoned to death in a town square.

                          Lol. Vintage derm!

                            SM001

                            The classic playground retort.

                            Defending Dermo and that post 😆 Unless…

                              Echo

                              Deffo posting a shit gif or whatever it is of a known and confirmed dickhead will mean nothing.