-si- Literally the most cringey bollocks i ever witnessed on the board was the name change to biggsy so they could team up as biggsy smalls. A little bit of shit fell out of my arse as i typed that.

The cringiest team seen on the board since Millsy invited his mates Big Edd and Roberto Egg and bounced off each other for a couple of weeks.

      bosstrabs lol! Both top lads but not the best at board based bantz ™. Was pre bants school too.

        bosstrabs

        Please elaborate, dave. Mills loves chucking out a bants school gag so this could be up there with his Xmas dinner chit chat debacle!

            -si- Please elaborate, dave. Mills loves chucking out a bants school gag so this could be up there with his Xmas dinner chit chat debacle!

            It was remarkable, I think it was when the then seemingly imperious Millsy’s crown actually started to slip.

            Everyone was like “Fucking hell, Millsy hangs around with these blokes (and Massage Boy) in real life?!”

            Basically, imagine if you invited your Ulster mates onto the board and one of them was Funky (Big Edd) and the other was a worse version of you (Roberto Egg).

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                Ah, massage boy. I wonder where he ended up?

                You’ve literally just fucked it, dave. We were so close then you come out with the line “…like a worse version of you”

                I’m now backing millsy.

                Fuck off and eat one of rhouses turds.

                  Dave has often shown promise to reach the same heights of board dominance as me, but then he always goes and fucks it all by admitting something like his doris-level drinking prowess or posts some music video of his fave shit song of the week, or some trabbs or clobber. An also-ran in other words.

                  I really want him to make it actually as he has a lot to offer, but he’s his own worst enemy.

                  He doesnt fake the rankings poll though which is basically an ironic Trump-esque admission of weakness!

                  What you get with me is the rough with the smooth, the full unedited Dave Bosstrabs, not like some of you cunts who are putting your best mask on.

                    Lol. In all your glorious shitness

                    bosstrabs not like some of you cunts who are putting your best mask on

                    Head is wrecked. Takin a break from here. Dis place is full of snakes, hun.

                      I love how Mills gets really bitchy and vindictive if someone has a sly poke at him.

                      Big hitters should be able to take the odd brickbat.

                      Otherwise, you’re no better than Snidey Paul.

                        bosstrabs ouch, that was a good one to be fair Dave. Clever use of comparison with the snide. Touche. I shall say good day as this is unbecoming.

                          Smallman1 There has never been and never will be a duo like me and BF

                          There’s Hale & Pace for starters