Bf coming back would be akin to being told you’ve got terminal cancer.

I’ve already told rhouses he’s at the top table. Can someone tell him to dry his eyes and shut the fuck up.

Can someone also update rhouses on table hierarchy, please. He thinks a tt seat is still a badge of honour lol. Let him know it’s 2020, not 2002.

    -si- Must admit, I did appreciate your acknowledgement Si.

    Now get back to your peppa pig table with your mushed peas and mashed potatoes.

      You’re such a diva, rhouses.

      And a diss from you cuts deeper than the rest!

      rhouses It’s times like these you wish BF would make a comeback

      Is the right answer!

        Only because you hid under his apron when getting mauled you massive fag.

        Didn’t BF refer to Ed as OLB all the time? Vomz

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          Millsy

          Literally the most cringey bollocks i ever witnessed on the board was the name change to biggsy so they could team up as biggsy smalls. A little bit of shit fell out of my arse as i typed that.

              The irony of course being there wasn’t so much as a molecule of craic between them

              The biggsy smalls part was definitely not your finest hour as a power couple…

              Smallman1

              That’s right for sure. The biggest pair of dickheads ever. The funny part was bog filla constantly said he would be coming down to meet you and even accepted his party invite where no one turned up off here including him who never ever had any intention of meeting you. Bellends.

                  -si- Literally the most cringey bollocks i ever witnessed on the board was the name change to biggsy so they could team up as biggsy smalls. A little bit of shit fell out of my arse as i typed that.

                  The cringiest team seen on the board since Millsy invited his mates Big Edd and Roberto Egg and bounced off each other for a couple of weeks.

                      bosstrabs lol! Both top lads but not the best at board based bantz ™. Was pre bants school too.

                        bosstrabs

                        Please elaborate, dave. Mills loves chucking out a bants school gag so this could be up there with his Xmas dinner chit chat debacle!

                            -si- Please elaborate, dave. Mills loves chucking out a bants school gag so this could be up there with his Xmas dinner chit chat debacle!

                            It was remarkable, I think it was when the then seemingly imperious Millsy’s crown actually started to slip.

                            Everyone was like “Fucking hell, Millsy hangs around with these blokes (and Massage Boy) in real life?!”

                            Basically, imagine if you invited your Ulster mates onto the board and one of them was Funky (Big Edd) and the other was a worse version of you (Roberto Egg).

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                                Ah, massage boy. I wonder where he ended up?