Have just had a 6 rasher bacon sandwich in Warburtons extra thick white sliced bread.

With a tea with 2 x Yorkshire tea bags in.

The winning springs to mind.

    Smallman1 Lol, you must be having a right old weekend! Make sure you wear a Meno-vest to work tomorrow along with a double portion of Nugenix 👌

      23 days later

      Smallman1 TREMENBALLS OLB, whats the new treacle going to think about your breakfasts?

        She will absolutely love them Dave!

        Maybe give it a few months before going for a pizza

          Mealtimes are going to be perfect until Smallman says “Do you want to kitchen sink it this weekend?” and the modern feminist stomps off in a huff thinking he’s asking her to wash up.

          Millsy Maybe give it a few months before going for a pizza

          Hold that cheese!

            Lol!

            Posting from the big wrecking ball coalface in the sky.

            RichM holy shit, they’re the same bloke:

            "Dear Uncle Eddie,
            You always had a larger than life personality. I can remember you coming to many Casey family reunions and acting like one of the kids. You would jump in the Flemings pool and make all the cousins laugh. Another memory was many years later at Mike and my wedding. This memory was when you were dancing with my grandmother on the packed dance floor. You were both so full of life and maybe you are dancing together now.
            I will hold onto these memories and also how you were such a fun uncle and great father to my cousins Ashley and Danielle. Your memory lives on in our heart Uncle Eddie. "

                Poor taste imo

                Amps Drinking a couple of pints of water before bed is about the only thing that has ever had any real results.

                Have recently discovered that drinking a full litre of Gaviscon before bed also does the trick. This is neither medical or financial advice. Never exceed the stated dose.

                  bosstrabs

                  Dioralyte has now disappeared from stock everywhere. Coincidence or our first genuine influencer?

                      ehitach2 Are you referring to the actual brand or are you using ‘dioralyte’ as a generic term, the way some people say hoover?

                      I’m not in the UK at the moment but Boots still seem to be stocking the ones I buy:
                      https://www.boots.com/o-r-s-oral-salts-lemon-flavour-24-tablets-10172392

                      Rehydration salts should be easily available and cheap everywhere, since they’re on the WHO’s List of Essential Medicines. This is probably one of the reasons they aren’t marketed heavily, because drug companies probably make fuck all profit from selling them. The patent probably expired about 50 years ago, if there ever was one.

                        I was referring to the product…proper case ‘Dioralyte’ and you had referred to sachets. Dioralyte are in sachets.

                        Anyway, this isn’t some kind of lame ‘gotcha’. Dioralyte really does work for me, or it’s equivalent non-brand, after boozing. It can’t be the panacea if you are rinsing it way over the line it but it seems to make sense and it’s obviously a thing. I’ve seen folks saying they are prepped waving the sachets about before a night out.

                        As I can’t buy it anywhere now and having had my whole family having norovirus this time last year, I’ve now got some comparable tablets (I hope) just in case. I used to think norovirus was some kind of tabloid joke and excuse for a full week off, it’s horrific. Vomiting violently over a few hours, then the catherine wheel calamity - almost best off just standing in the bath and letting it go both ends. Then settling in to days/nights of deeply unpleasant and upsetting nonsense out the backside every 30 minutes to every hour or so as gets better.

                        Thanks for asking, not sure what the question was really nor have I answered it.

                          ehitach2 you had referred to sachets. Dioralyte are in sachets.

                          Yeah I had, you’re right. I buy a product that’s in sachets here in Beijing. I think it’s probably the shark fin and rhino horn that make them even more effective than Boots’ tablets.

                          Anyway, as you say, a miracle cure for the shits or hangovers alike. Get well soon.

                              bosstrabs

                              I’m well, but thanks.

                              I didn’t say Dioralyte (or anything else similar) is a miracle cure for anything. It deffo helps with the morning after if you’ve been drinking. I’m not being dramatic, it’ll also keep you out of hospital if you have norovirus or anything like that.

                                I’ve found pre-empting the hangover works too. Loads of water and 2 paracetamol before you go to sleep. Always works. Whereas if I let the headache in then it’s much harder to contain the morning after. A bit like having chemo before you get cancer.