Cankles-McJeggings I’ve always hated coffee breath. It’s fucking minging. Akin to smoking breath. People leaning into your airspace like IT cunts reeking of it is a big fucking issue for me.

Yes, it’s bad. Also, cunts who have a massive meat lunch and don’t clean their teeth after lunch and then literally have dog breath next to you in a meeting. That’s the fucking worst, especially as I don’t like dogs.

Also, you’re a cunt if you don’t brush your teeth after every meal.

      The bang off Rhouses must be exceptional (possible euphemism)

        bosstrabs wfh must have been a life saver for you when it comes to meetings.

        Brush your teeth after every meal? What kind of retard does that??

            Millsy The bang off Rhouses must be exceptional (possible euphemism)

            I think it’s time someone write a Kriss Akabusi-style romantic epic involving the fragrant and sensitive Rhouses.

                RichM What kind of retard does that??

                Well…. Dave does for a start

                  bosstrabs one where he pats her on the fanny and whispers ‘kabaddi’ in her ear at the end.

                    RichM Brush your teeth after every meal? What kind of retard does that??

                    This thread will out all the cunts with rancid breath who didn’t even know it.

                    RichM, your workmates talk about your breath behind your back. You’ll thank me later.

                        For those who eat out at lunch, chewing gum is your friend.

                        You’re welcome.

                          Smallman1 For those who eat out at lunch, chewing gum is your friend.

                          Yes, if you don’t keep a toothbrush in your desk drawer, this is almost as acceptable.

                            Is this the same Edwand smallman who’s mouth was so bad it was in tatters, who had to give up smoking, told he’d nearly got cancer in his gums and all his gums rotted and his front teeth were broken. That chewing gum really does work a treat. Maybe you forgot to actually use it?
                            Or winning as you like to call it.

                            bosstrabs but I only ate a tuna and onion sandwich and packet of beef monster munch at lunch. They wouldn’t even smell a thing. My farts on the other hand clear the meeting room everytime

                            • Heno replied to this.

                                RichM as his farts resemble boiled pedigree chum !

                                  Did I push the limits of acceptable hygiene levels during the height of covid and lockdown, sure I did. But I always brush my teeth. Lost far too much money fixing them pre 2014 to allow that mistake recur. Not militant like Dave, but if I have some raw onion with a chole batura or some malai kebabs, you best believe there will be a midday brush. Otherwise gargle with water after pretty much every meal.

                                  Dont smoke anymore, but can see this new coffee habit causing issues in public. I work from home however, so can be beastly at times.