Coffee

Dubman

Hursty
I hear their berkwell tarts are excellent

bosstrabs

Cankles-McJeggings I’ve always hated coffee breath. It’s fucking minging. Akin to smoking breath. People leaning into your airspace like IT cunts reeking of it is a big fucking issue for me.

Yes, it’s bad. Also, cunts who have a massive meat lunch and don’t clean their teeth after lunch and then literally have dog breath next to you in a meeting. That’s the fucking worst, especially as I don’t like dogs.

Also, you’re a cunt if you don’t brush your teeth after every meal.

RichM

bosstrabs wfh must have been a life saver for you when it comes to meetings.

Brush your teeth after every meal? What kind of retard does that??

Millsy

The bang off Rhouses must be exceptional (possible euphemism)

bosstrabs

Millsy The bang off Rhouses must be exceptional (possible euphemism)

I think it’s time someone write a Kriss Akabusi-style romantic epic involving the fragrant and sensitive Rhouses.

Mad_Cyril

RichM What kind of retard does that??

Well…. Dave does for a start

bosstrabs

RichM Brush your teeth after every meal? What kind of retard does that??

This thread will out all the cunts with rancid breath who didn’t even know it.

RichM, your workmates talk about your breath behind your back. You’ll thank me later.

Millsy

bosstrabs one where he pats her on the fanny and whispers ‘kabaddi’ in her ear at the end.

RichM

bosstrabs but I only ate a tuna and onion sandwich and packet of beef monster munch at lunch. They wouldn’t even smell a thing. My farts on the other hand clear the meeting room everytime

Smallman1

For those who eat out at lunch, chewing gum is your friend.

You’re welcome.

bosstrabs

Smallman1 For those who eat out at lunch, chewing gum is your friend.

Yes, if you don’t keep a toothbrush in your desk drawer, this is almost as acceptable.

Cankles-McJeggings

Is this the same Edwand smallman who’s mouth was so bad it was in tatters, who had to give up smoking, told he’d nearly got cancer in his gums and all his gums rotted and his front teeth were broken. That chewing gum really does work a treat. Maybe you forgot to actually use it?
Or winning as you like to call it.

Heno

RichM as his farts resemble boiled pedigree chum !

rhouses

Did I push the limits of acceptable hygiene levels during the height of covid and lockdown, sure I did. But I always brush my teeth. Lost far too much money fixing them pre 2014 to allow that mistake recur. Not militant like Dave, but if I have some raw onion with a chole batura or some malai kebabs, you best believe there will be a midday brush. Otherwise gargle with water after pretty much every meal.

Dont smoke anymore, but can see this new coffee habit causing issues in public. I work from home however, so can be beastly at times.

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