Millsy 90% bubbles and giggles with the girls. 10% clubbing, also with the girls = at the coalface.

Hasn’t had an actual ride in 20 years either no doubt.

What a hero.

      Fair play, though, everyone’s missing a trick here.

      I’ve got a Seppo mate who’s not interested in football who absolutely hoovered the fanny up in the last World Cup, being in cocktail bars surrounded by ‘football widows’. Ratios of about 10:2, with the only other bloke in there being a fucking awkward wonky-toothed, spaz-glasses gaylord.

      Actually, Smallman, were you in Beijing during the 2018 World Cup?

        bosstrabs Ratios of about 10:2, with the only other bloke in there being a fucking awkward wonky-toothed, spaz-glasses gaylord.

        In a Marvel t-shirt, with a hooters baseball cap on backwards.

          bosstrabs I went to San Diego in 2002. First time properly in the states and I was at a conference. My boss was staying in some swanky hotel, I was in a hostel, but the number of horrifically fit navy widows lapping up an English accent made up for it. I really think they wrte Love Actually based on my experience. Except I didn;t shag any of them.

              benson How Bensy. Presumably, Digweed was also in town that week, put you on the guestlist, but got didn’t turn up?

                  vinnyt77 I got waaaaaay too drunk every night. Digweed didn’t even know my name back then. Prior to 2015 I was a stalwart of the never ending afters but then I hit a wall and couldn’t even last the distance in a club. Nobody is more disappointed in me than me

                    Sean and his mates having a mad, spontaneous time

                      A ‘venue’ for the ‘event’ no less? This is genuine Alan Partridge stuff.

                      Ive had lockdown zoom calls that were less contrived and scrutinised than this fucking mess.

                      I’ll have the agenda over shortly!

                      What does one call the place where one has ‘the crack’ Sean?