I’ll sort this out.

You’re all:

  1. meeting at Fabric
  2. double dropping
  3. commencing the annual Jaded Clubbers Ketamine Olympics ™

First to make it back home wins.

Would like to point out I know fuck all about London, hence the venue query.

Spengs

And a LOL for Hugo finding a thread painful to read 👀

Smallman1 you still have enough time to make inane posts on here.

Why don’t you even just suggest somewhere convenient your office to help save you time? Given you claim to go out a lot you must surely know a few places off the top of your head?

Why don’t you just book a table at Brewdog Soho, for instance?

    RichM cos it’s also amusing - like a cringey episode of The Office.

      Sean, Hugo & Millsy, what a crew that is.

      The crack must be off the chain

      Thank fuck Hugo can’t make it. It’s a bonus for him too as it’ll save him a hiding. The boring cunt.

      Big fan of this new Hugo-dominated message board that’s emerged.

      It’s like Bedrock but without the fun.

      Maybe Edwand and Hugo can have a fight. The one that wins gets to walk, the loser gets put through the mill. Or just lie and put the winner through it too.

      seanc80 You know when you see a dog scratch at the back door at halloween in despair as they are so frightened of the fireworks?

      Well Dave is like that at christmas over his overwhelming fear of pints, often discovered coiled up in the foetal position at his apartment door in a bubblegum shellsuit desperately covering his ears as revelling pensioners enjoy themselves in nearby bars & restaurants (and in some cases ‘venues’ - for those wishing to enjoy a nice cabaret or a game of Gin Rummy)

      Sean is basically Port Vale’s Assistant Manager from 1976.

        Pubs known to me in Fancy London.

        Waterloo Tap
        The Queen Vic
        The Nags Head
        The Winchester

        Any of them do?

        Ally pally is also convenient, if you live nearby

          The Queen Vic even I know that one

          Would you not all just go and get your nails done and maybe do a few wine bars whilst hitting each other with an inflatable penis. Perhaps some of you might even chance some novelty antlers?

          The agenda has been signed off Sean

          agenda = avoid eye contact at all times, give secret santa present, sigh & leave

          • LT42 replied to this.

            This meet up for the ages, discussed in full view of the board, is a complete waste of time if there isn’t pics posted here of all and sundry in different states of wear and tear. It’ll save everyone the usual “had some great craic, everyone is boss” cringefest that usually follows. Make this a night to remember, you fancy benders.

              LT42

              Has to be the gayest event in board history. Including Gu and bedrock. Proper mincer stuff.