Help him write his first book.
‘My top 20 favourite ways to get violently assaulted’
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Favourite holidays to go with your mum in your 40s by Edwand Smallmind.
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Lol!
Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet recently, got myself a new squeeze!
And what a wonderful woman she is!
No doubt she’s a right corker Edwand. .
Really hoping this one isn’t another disaster.
Lol at everyone jumping to conclusions it’s a bird.
Cankles-McJeggings or even a human
Dazza must be gutted, especially so close to Xmas.
I, for one, would like to congratulate OLB and look forward to frequent updates.
Thank you Dave!
I have no doubt. Does she do the old 10/10 Peruvian uncut?
Not sure!