OLB glasses. A new wearable tech that allows us all to experience what it’s like in the idiotic world of Smallsy. Augmented reality overlays what Smalls sees in his daily routine. Mirrors reflect a buff Jason Statham, dorises swoon and cheese is removed from all foodstuffs. The new Deluded-o-vision glasses are fully patented and ready for YOUR investment TODAY.

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    Millsy OLB glasses. A new wearable tech that allows us all to experience what it’s like in the idiotic world of Smallsy. Augmented reality overlays what Smalls sees in his daily routine. Mirrors reflect a buff Jason Statham, dorises swoon and cheese is removed from all foodstuffs. The new Deluded-o-vision glasses are fully patented and ready for YOUR investment TODAY.

    Lol!

      Sorry I’ve been a bit quiet recently, got myself a new squeeze!

      And what a wonderful woman she is!

        Millsy yes mate! Is she from the north?

        Like a white walker?

          Really hoping this one isn’t another disaster.

          Dazza must be gutted, especially so close to Xmas.

          I, for one, would like to congratulate OLB and look forward to frequent updates.

          I have no doubt. Does she do the old 10/10 Peruvian uncut?

          Bit early for that, Sean. A few weeks of suaving to be done first, then on to shared drug use, co-habitation, fighting and the inevitable break up.