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  • FAO to the A to the O of Sean of Rhouses

bosstrabs we have one in our after work drinks pub and he’s known as the ‘ no splash, no gash’ man after one of the only English phrases he knows and constantly shouts when anyone walks in.

      In which post apocalyptic world are we living in where Dermo is on the top table?

      Millsy is a great executive assistant, but this a mid-management error you can expect at his level.

        rhouses Dermo returned coincidentally at the exact time we voted to shitcan Amps for his absolutely dreadful recent posting record and the fact that none of us could envision sitting next to him as he scrolls through Twitter all dinner showing us hackneyed garbage from Novara media. Right place, right time.

            Sort out the cream cheese bagels, danishes, mints, and beverages, Millsy.

            I’ll be personally stepping in here and getting MC to handle the invites.

            bosstrabs I actually kinda respected the teasers through the early months when he introduced us to CPR. A sort of pleasant Dermo holding back to not give things away so easily. Only letting out a couple of big reveals with his racist outbursts matched with his ‘man of the people’ persona travelling to the third world.

              Phil-McRackin lol. Rhouses the heap dressed in an oversized white tux like a super sized version of Knick Knack from The Man with The Golden Gun, holding a silver tray of knock off aftershaves from Abdul’s in one hand and a bum gun in the other.

                bosstrabs Rhouses is in the bogs, being the ‘Freshen up for the ladies!’ guy, it’s the only place for third world passport holders at the AGM.

                Sounds reasonable.

                But coming from a second world country you should surely be manning the cloakroom.

                    Lol at the boards own Roy cropper thinking he picks who sits at the ppt. Appreciate the gesture though, Mills.

                    You’re also not shifting Hugo and Ed over to us.

                    We are happy to lend a commode for dermo, for whichever table him and rhouses are at. I think at his age, derm will be stumbling around in his own piss and shit after 3 West Coast coolers, before he’s even got his starter.

                    Season’s greetings to all of the tables!

                      Millsy Top table: Dave, Sean, Derms, Grant, Mono

                      Will be a hoot on the Remploy minibus Monday morning