By the way, whatever variant this is, isn’t bad if you’re reasonably young and fit. Almost everyone I know has had it now and describes the mix of symptoms fairly similarly.
Basically, two bad days in bed with fever/chills/headache (I didn’t have the fever but did have the headache), and so much snot I had to build a mountain of sofa cushions at the end of my bed to sleep upright like the elephant man. After two days, the worst is over. The people who are in serious trouble here seem to be the over 65s and obese. So that’s you fucked, Rhouses.