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Some good bants coming from Zack these days.

Just shows how effectively you can now ‘re-up’ your bants game distance learning with Bants School’s new ‘OLB OLE ™’ (Online Learning Environment for those not down with the acronyms).

A testament to Smallman’s work here.

Cankles-McJeggings This candidate was especially difficult.

Showing up on Zoom with his massive horse teeth in his ‘Phila’ NBA jersey.

Actually, come to think of it, that’s comedy gold right there.

      Original post should be dismissed. Seems like there’s more fail than success. Bants school is for remwands in general. Zackster shows promise but isn’t prolific. Especially with his man love and sycophantic David lynch drool ins.

      Note the thread title: FAO of Zackster and Smallman. Not FAO of Zackster, Smallman and Dermo.

      Hi Dave,

      We need to complete the calibration meeting before discussing junior-level performance to an external audience. This is standard procedure, don’t understand why you’re deviating.

      Regards,

      Rhouses
      (Honoris Causa Doctorate: Bants School)

      Troubling piece from Ed’s brother in law.

      I like how Rhouses has ruined Bants School just as quickly as Loopy ruins any football thread.

      Oh idk. Rhouses having some sort of nepotism baby position at Ed’s Bari Weiss-esque school for/by fail-sons is a funny premiss. A running plot line of Rhouses confusing the faculty as servants and constantly being written up for violent rapes.

        zackster Smallman walking into a reception for a new class to find Rhouses has eaten all the sandwiches and cakes and is now playing with his moobs with a shit eating grin

          Woah woah woah playboy. Do not be kicking game in my classroom. I am built different bro, and that is no cap! These bitches are feeling my vibe. Suave the trestles in you own class, fam.

          Horrific quality of bants, expect no less when Dave and Zackster get together.

          Smalls will be sending both of you the refresher module. Please complete by 2022.

          Dave at a leadership level, you need to pull up your socks.