New Years Eve etc

nicksneddon

nothing this evening, Faith party tomorrow day then maybe afters if Im still feeling fruity

Dan

nicksneddon Looks good mate.

ScottBailey

Happy New Year, everyone! Wishing you all good health and prosperity.

NasserAlazzawi

Happy new year from Hugo (plotting replies) 🧡

Cankles-McJeggings

Millsy Having a gathering at mine. Everyone bringing a different curry

Did you all wear turbans and call yourselves Ranjit? Daft racists.

bosstrabs

Grateful not to see in the New Year with a shocking hangover tbh.

In bed at 01.20. Only one rounds of shots (cake).

No drinks plant-potted though.

Mad bastard, I know.

Cankles-McJeggings

I got absolutely plastered on champagne and tequila at a house party. The food was done by our friend who used to work in Michelin starred gaffs in Paris. It really was the best food I’ve ever had at someone’s house . Luckily I got to see it all again as I puked it all out about 5 times around 3 to 4am. Can’t even remember leaving and we had the kids with us. Great parenting 👍
Feel haunted today, slightly suicidal. Only made better by ruining the sportswashed horse punchers NY festivities.

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings Can’t even remember leaving and we had the kids with us.

Oh mate. Class act 😆

Unbroken1

..LOL, sounds like you made the best of it! Messy night here, pals up from London, kids coming in and out in various states… grateful that i lost a taste for the booze after midnight, hopefully will mitigate efforts to entertain tomorrow.

Happy NY you horrible fuckers 😉

Cankles-McJeggings

NasserAlazzawi

I just had 2 updates.
2 of our friends left last night without their kids 😂
7 and 9. So wasted they got in a taxi and didnt realise til they got home and had to go back 😂😂.
Also another lad was getting into his car to get his wallet to get a taxi and the pigs pulled up and thought he was nicking it. So he gets out and explains to them it’s his car and just getting his wallet to get a taxi. They say ok prove you’ve got a taxi and you can go. He hadn’t rung it at that point so they considered him about to drive home because he was in possession of the keys and behind the wheel. Breathalysed him and arrested him for intent to drive whilst drunk! Absolute bastards. He said he’s going to fight it but a friend who’s a lawyer here says he stands zero chance.
My story seems quite dull in comparison.

NasserAlazzawi

I drove across the country on a really fragmented “must breast feed at every service station” feels-like-36-hour-drive to arrive at some much loved friends’ house who made duck 🤤 then , played some cool Nintendo switch games with children, who were amped off their tits on being up past midnight with new company, drank ONE (1) glass of Prosecco (first drink of covid Christmas), fell asleep and I’ve just been woken up after dreaming extensively about a cockerel in a computer game only to find there is an actual real cockerel having my life next door.

I dont know if anyone has really experienced a wake up like this but I am contemplating the point in cockerels.

hugopal

NasserAlazzawi I drove across the country on a really fragmented “must breast feed at every service station”

Were you the person with the tits or still doing the suckling?

Either would make sense for you.

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Fucking hell. That’s the sort of situational shit that does scare me. How something looks when it isn’t. And how “how something looks” can really fuck your life over.

The right answer might have been “ask my wife, friend over there why I am in the car” (and they hopefully answer: he was going to get money for a taxi”

Actually, the last piece of hope for him is that one or two witnesses will stand in court and say “… and then he went to his car to get his wallet so he could order and pay for a taxi” that might work if two or more confirm it and will spend the time being a witness defending him. Perhaps screenshot this and send it to him, fingers crossed 🤞

Fair play on the parents ditching their kids, I think it’s genius!

Cankles-McJeggings

NasserAlazzawi

No witnesses and no Mrs. He was on his way home. The pigs don’t care about excuses anyway.

Hursty

That is harsh but understandable, why did he leave his wallet in the car? Should have used uber? 😁

Cankles-McJeggings

Dunno, don’t think he wanted to leave his wallet in the car all night rather than needing it. He blew the pissometer up too apparently.
He’s a carpenter so absolutely fucked.

Hursty

Well Derm, sounds like it was a proper party nonetheless, not a bad effort!

Cankles-McJeggings

Hursty

Regretting it today I can tell you. Even tried a bottle of beer and couldn’t bear to smell it.

Phil-McRackin

Panto, Takeaway, Bed.
Happy New Year!

Jules72

Went to the local Korean for a Babimbap, watched Arrival with the kids (excellent) and into bed at 11.30…. Happy new year chaps!

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Got any dioralyte?

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