New Years Eve etc

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings Can’t even remember leaving and we had the kids with us.

Oh mate. Class act 😆

Cankles-McJeggings

I just had 2 updates.
2 of our friends left last night without their kids 😂
7 and 9. So wasted they got in a taxi and didnt realise til they got home and had to go back 😂😂.
Also another lad was getting into his car to get his wallet to get a taxi and the pigs pulled up and thought he was nicking it. So he gets out and explains to them it’s his car and just getting his wallet to get a taxi. They say ok prove you’ve got a taxi and you can go. He hadn’t rung it at that point so they considered him about to drive home because he was in possession of the keys and behind the wheel. Breathalysed him and arrested him for intent to drive whilst drunk! Absolute bastards. He said he’s going to fight it but a friend who’s a lawyer here says he stands zero chance.
My story seems quite dull in comparison.

NasserAlazzawi

I drove across the country on a really fragmented “must breast feed at every service station” feels-like-36-hour-drive to arrive at some much loved friends’ house who made duck 🤤 then , played some cool Nintendo switch games with children, who were amped off their tits on being up past midnight with new company, drank ONE (1) glass of Prosecco (first drink of covid Christmas), fell asleep and I’ve just been woken up after dreaming extensively about a cockerel in a computer game only to find there is an actual real cockerel having my life next door.

I dont know if anyone has really experienced a wake up like this but I am contemplating the point in cockerels.

hugopal

NasserAlazzawi I drove across the country on a really fragmented “must breast feed at every service station”

Were you the person with the tits or still doing the suckling?

Either would make sense for you.

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Fucking hell. That’s the sort of situational shit that does scare me. How something looks when it isn’t. And how “how something looks” can really fuck your life over.

The right answer might have been “ask my wife, friend over there why I am in the car” (and they hopefully answer: he was going to get money for a taxi”

Actually, the last piece of hope for him is that one or two witnesses will stand in court and say “… and then he went to his car to get his wallet so he could order and pay for a taxi” that might work if two or more confirm it and will spend the time being a witness defending him. Perhaps screenshot this and send it to him, fingers crossed 🤞

Fair play on the parents ditching their kids, I think it’s genius!

Cankles-McJeggings

NasserAlazzawi

No witnesses and no Mrs. He was on his way home. The pigs don’t care about excuses anyway.

Hursty

That is harsh but understandable, why did he leave his wallet in the car? Should have used uber? 😁

Cankles-McJeggings

Dunno, don’t think he wanted to leave his wallet in the car all night rather than needing it. He blew the pissometer up too apparently.
He’s a carpenter so absolutely fucked.

Hursty

Well Derm, sounds like it was a proper party nonetheless, not a bad effort!

Cankles-McJeggings

Hursty

Regretting it today I can tell you. Even tried a bottle of beer and couldn’t bear to smell it.

Phil-McRackin

Panto, Takeaway, Bed.
Happy New Year!

Jules72

Went to the local Korean for a Babimbap, watched Arrival with the kids (excellent) and into bed at 11.30…. Happy new year chaps!

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Got any dioralyte?

Cankles-McJeggings

Haha nah . I’m just caning water. Just had a full Sunday roast and feeling deathly still.

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Your best chance may be @C_J

C_J My hangover ethos was basically that you’ve poisoned yourself and you want to expel the toxins as quickly as possible while putting minimal additional strain on the system. So obviously some type of hydration is in order but I’d eschew a pint of cold water (which will hit your stomach like a tonne of bricks) in favour of some milky coffee or tea, taken slowly, along with some lightly toasted bread and a little butter. Then have a shower, then a wank, then a little more tea and toast. Then another wank, a paracetamol, and get right back on it

bosstrabs

Re_Hydration salts followed by a trip to the local rub n tug is the way

Cankles-McJeggings

I’m too old to try new fandagled options I’ll just stick with water and panadol. I don’t even want to think about anything especially wanking. Just want to hide. Maybe watch the darts as I’ve got money on Clayton.

bosstrabs

Cankles-McJeggings New fangled options? Youre from Crewe, which must be Britains rub n tug capital in terms of gaffs per capita.

Dan

Pub, Champers at 12….,up till 2am playing Cluedo out of one eye.

No hangover.

NasserAlazzawi

bosstrabs

I’m sat in Congleton right now, feeling that bit closer to Dermo for learning this.

@Wally did you punch any horses?

Cankles-McJeggings

bosstrabs New fangled options? Youre from Crewe, which must be Britains rub n tug capital in terms of gaffs per capita.

I believe there are many yes. I had a mate, who made a lot of records we all know well who frequented them regularly! He used to swear by the one that had russian and polish slags by Apparel clothes shop.

Homegrove

Wife and I went to bed at 1 AM after watching the fireworks. Woke up at noon. No hangover which is nice, as I put away about ten cans of beer yesterday.

bosstrabs

NasserAlazzawi If you walk from Crewe station into town along the Nantwich Road there are about 3 Thai places and 2 Chinese. That’s just on the main road! One of those Thai gaffs is semi-respectable, but if the owners not around some of the burds will finish you off. There is one fit one who doesn’t, unfortunately, but she will swap with her mate for the finish if you ask nicely.

Cankles-McJeggings

NasserAlazzawi

Aye not far really. I used to plays squash there down giantswood lane.

Wally

NasserAlazzawi only 12. A frustrating game for sure but a bit of a reality check for the more enthusiastic parts of the fans.

Had a cracking time regardless of the result. Was getting pissed on the coach up at 11am and absolutely mangled when I got back at 7.30. Was in bed by 10 in a state lol.

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