New Years Eve etc

Jules72

Went to the local Korean for a Babimbap, watched Arrival with the kids (excellent) and into bed at 11.30…. Happy new year chaps!

Cankles-McJeggings

Hursty

Regretting it today I can tell you. Even tried a bottle of beer and couldn’t bear to smell it.

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Got any dioralyte?

Cankles-McJeggings

Haha nah . I’m just caning water. Just had a full Sunday roast and feeling deathly still.

NasserAlazzawi

Cankles-McJeggings

Your best chance may be @C_J

C_J My hangover ethos was basically that you’ve poisoned yourself and you want to expel the toxins as quickly as possible while putting minimal additional strain on the system. So obviously some type of hydration is in order but I’d eschew a pint of cold water (which will hit your stomach like a tonne of bricks) in favour of some milky coffee or tea, taken slowly, along with some lightly toasted bread and a little butter. Then have a shower, then a wank, then a little more tea and toast. Then another wank, a paracetamol, and get right back on it

bosstrabs

Re_Hydration salts followed by a trip to the local rub n tug is the way

Cankles-McJeggings

I’m too old to try new fandagled options I’ll just stick with water and panadol. I don’t even want to think about anything especially wanking. Just want to hide. Maybe watch the darts as I’ve got money on Clayton.

bosstrabs

Cankles-McJeggings New fangled options? Youre from Crewe, which must be Britains rub n tug capital in terms of gaffs per capita.

Dan

Pub, Champers at 12….,up till 2am playing Cluedo out of one eye.

No hangover.

NasserAlazzawi

bosstrabs

I’m sat in Congleton right now, feeling that bit closer to Dermo for learning this.

@Wally did you punch any horses?

Cankles-McJeggings

bosstrabs New fangled options? Youre from Crewe, which must be Britains rub n tug capital in terms of gaffs per capita.

I believe there are many yes. I had a mate, who made a lot of records we all know well who frequented them regularly! He used to swear by the one that had russian and polish slags by Apparel clothes shop.

Homegrove

Wife and I went to bed at 1 AM after watching the fireworks. Woke up at noon. No hangover which is nice, as I put away about ten cans of beer yesterday.

bosstrabs

NasserAlazzawi If you walk from Crewe station into town along the Nantwich Road there are about 3 Thai places and 2 Chinese. That’s just on the main road! One of those Thai gaffs is semi-respectable, but if the owners not around some of the burds will finish you off. There is one fit one who doesn’t, unfortunately, but she will swap with her mate for the finish if you ask nicely.

Cankles-McJeggings

NasserAlazzawi

Aye not far really. I used to plays squash there down giantswood lane.

Wally

NasserAlazzawi only 12. A frustrating game for sure but a bit of a reality check for the more enthusiastic parts of the fans.

Had a cracking time regardless of the result. Was getting pissed on the coach up at 11am and absolutely mangled when I got back at 7.30. Was in bed by 10 in a state lol.

NasserAlazzawi

bosstrabs

Do they accept payment in Cockerel? It’s a really good alarm clock if you NEED to be up just before sunrise.

Cankles-McJeggings

bosstrabs

Can’t fault your expertise 👍

bosstrabs

Unfortunately when you get as far as Smallman Road, there are none to be found. No bants either.

hugopal

NasserAlazzawi I drove across the country on a really fragmented “must breast feed at every service station”

Were you the person with the tits or still doing the suckling?

Either would make sense for you.

NasserAlazzawi

hugopal

GO ON SON 😂

I actually have tits at the moment so there’s a nice after burn!

Ps. It was your mum

bosstrabs

A rare Bants masterclass from Hugo there. Perhaps his new years resolution to up his bants game?

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