hugopal Emphasis very much on the “champagne” bit.

Why’s that? You have any idea how much tax I’ve paid? I’ve not attempted to avoid a penny, even under this shit-show of a government.

      Along_the_Wire Why’s that?

      Because a political ideology naming itself around the consumption of alcohol seems a logical fit for you.

      If there was such a thing as ‘Chateauneuf-du-Pape socialist’ it would have been even more apt.

          Millsy my wife and I couldn’t go into the Vatican. BRECAUSE YOUR MOTHERS A WHORE

          I read that in Sean Connery’s voice

            Along_the_Wire I think you’ve missed the point. Which is unusual, I have to say.

            I don’t give a shit about what point you made which I may or may not have missed - my original post was a simple joke about your alcohol consumption which seems to have flown over your head and you asked me to explain.

                Along_the_Wire you fell over attempting a joke, you boring cunt.

                You being a massive thicket due to years of brain damage from the old vino is not my having fallen over.

                    Quiz question: All roads lead to Rome - apart from which two?

                    The answer is of course the m25 because it’s an orbital motorway which means it doesn’t lead to Rome. and also my driveway because it leads to my house.

                    Pray tell what was the point which I was supposed to have missed, Edwand?

                      Must remember that Italy is similar to England like that, everything’s better down south.

                        Jules72 Best food was in Trastevere - eat a lot there in random restaurants. We were struggling on Monday and lots of places closed, so ended up in a restaurant called That’s Amore - it was excellent and cheap as chips. Wine was superb everywhere. Soho House was excellent too.