He’d have fucked them before they had the chance.
THE DEATH LOTTERY
The only ashes the Aussies didn’t want back.
Millsy Excellent work Millsy!
Along_the_Wire not my work, heard it yesterday and made me chuckle.
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Was it in one of those chatrooms you hear about?
You cunts all owe me four quid
KERCHING!
Is it to late to put my money on Tina Turner?
Goodnight sweet princess.
A true legend, even if she was a Hun.
Ike sounding like he was a bit of rascal.
Turner claimed to have been married fourteen times. He often married another woman before divorcing his existing wife.
Cankles-McJeggings Ike sounding like he was a bit of rascal
A touch of an understatement there Derm!
Old mate of mine played Ike on stage at the West End. Into his method acting so I imagine he broke a few hearts and noses in pursuit of his craft.
Son of a preacher which invariably means he’s was bummed to death by his dad as a boy.
My dad was in medical sales, Derms.
Lol!
Saw the Tina Turner musical a few years ago, it was absolutely fucking awful.
Ike once phoned his dealer at 3am looking for a sack of flake. When the dealer’s assistant said he was out of town and had travelled to Paris, Ike was having none of it and decided to park his truck half way into the dealers foyer destroying an antique table and part of the stairs. Turner was known for getting his way.
Please do, worst thing I’ve ever seen.
They had to change ’Tina’s’ at the interval as the first one was absolutely butchering everything.