Salt beef and mustard bagel from Brick Lane.
Literally mustard.
YOU ARE FAVEORITE SANDWITCH
When I eat meet, a BLT on white sourdough with a ton of mayo. Now it’s a cheese salad sandwich on sourdough - lettuce, tomato and loads of onion (a hangover from Covid - onion was the only thing I could taste for ages).
Subway bmt.
Stone cold vlassic.
But warmed up. Obvs.
Do like their meatball marinara (not a euphemism) I must say.
Sans cheese, natch.
Subway bread is lowest common denominator shite. Fucking muck. Everything they put in is processed shite too if it’s not really cheap salad. Wankers.
Homemade Cheese/Tomato with sea salt & pepper with a squirt of mayo. Crescent of crisps preferably space raiders.
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Little gem lettuce, vintage cheddar, vine tomatoes and marmite.
Takes me back to being sexually abused in my uncle Trevor’s shed as a boy.
I tell what you can’t beat.
A good old fashioned bacon sandwich.
Cankles-McJeggings still hits the spot though derms.
Sometimes you just need 6 inches of junk in your mouth
Extra salt 
Oooh matron!
Bacon , melted brie, mustard, onion chutney, toasted white bread.
Hold the brie and OLB’s all in!
Cankles-McJeggings I hate that you can’t get subs elsewhere here. Terrific type of sandwhich, but agree that Subway sucks.
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The ole classic, Chicken & Stuffing, with loads of mayo has never failed me.
Thanks in advance for your time, Mono.
Peanut butter and cucumber on toasted bread (though fresh is also good). A lot of people I’ve told about this have wretched at the idea 
. Then they’ve tried it and realised it’s pretty damn good. It’s certainly nothing fancy but goes down very nicely with a cup of tea or coffee. The moisture from the cucumber balances out the peanut butter and if you have it on toasted bread the heat softens up the peanut butter and makes it even juicier against the crispness of the toasted bread.
Stop laughing
Haha yeh can’t say I’m sold on that number tbh.