Truss (general uk sucks thread)

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Zack, are you doing slugs of midweek ket again, mate?

zackster

Am hoping one of you lot can sort me out with a ps5

bosstrabs

Zackster’s post is classic if you imagine Loopdokter saying all those sayings.

zackster

Loopy’s “I’ve talked this way my whole life” bit was so so so good.

bosstrabs

zackster Thinking of creating Loopy’s image with a load of Loopyisms coming out of his mouth as a non-fungible token.

bosstrabs

You wanna get in on this selling opportunity, Horsefaced Zacharias Kilboomer?

zackster

I would consider investing in rare Loopy coins, yes.

zackster

A high school age loopy coin with the caption “hey mates. Did you blokes and birds hear the new New Order record yet?” would be a welcome addition to my portfolio.

Smallman1

His “bleak times” monologue is a hall of famer.

Along_the_Wire

Smallman1 Was that captured in the Spreadsheet?

Millsy

Smallman1 makes me lol every time I think of it. Was like the opening of a Dickens novel.

Smallman1

Along_the_Wire Was that captured in the Spreadsheet?

I’ll have a butchers!

Smallman1

Millsy makes me lol every time I think of it. Was like the opening of a Dickens novel.

Had everything, wonderful prose, a nod to British Politics and how those bleak times ended up sowing the seeds of this wonderful thing called electronic music.

As ETC used to say “like tears in the rain”

Millsy

The Loopy tab of the spreadsheet is absolute gold.

Homegrove

You lot have no shortage of cunts there.

Old-Dutch

Homegrove

Agreed. Thousands of them apparently

zackster

I am team Piers here. Meghan and Harry crying about their lack of taxpayer funded security was disgusting.

Homegrove

zackster you do have a habit of taking the side of bullies.

Dubman

zackster
He’s an absolute prick who likes to dish it out but can’t take it when comes back.

zackster

Homegrove oh I am sorry, but I didn’t know that siding with the, presumably thousands of, palace staff that Meghan drove to tears counted as being pro bully. Look, it is no secret that I am pro journalist. Piers happens to be both an expert in this field and also the most hansom man in England. He is the height of British excellence and extremely charismatic. Have I fallen under his spell? So sue me 🤷🏼‍♂️

Millsy

Dubman have you rented from Zack?

bosstrabs

How about I am neither team. Burn the whole shitshow to the ground.

Mad_Cyril

bosstrabs Correct answer, I’ll go get the paraffin, you get the matches

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