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Old-Dutch I had to do the Christmas food shop today. What a right cunt of a job that is. Got everything we needed and there was piles of stuff everywhere.

Some day off it’s been today.

    Went to Saino’s earlier.

    A complete shit show.

    I do have a boat load of booze in now though so not all bad.

      Smallman1 I do have a boat load of booze in now though so not all bad.

      If there’d have been loads of other stuff you’d have had less room for booze

        Old-Dutch

        Old-Dutch Couldn’t get maris pipers anywhere earlier. The struggle is real

        I’ve got about 5 medium sized ones going spare.

        Can pop them in the post tomorrow?

            Thanks, but that will only be enough for one type of potato with my dinner? What am I going to do with all the spring onions I’ve bought?

              Lads after the 2020 we’ve had, I am expecting a photo of every single one of your Xmas dinners on the special day. And there better fucking be at least 2 types of spud side dish going.

                -si-
                Quick question. How do you serve it. Dolloped or piped.

                • -si- replied to this.

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                    Si. You’re looking at the man who was prepping double mash on @NasserAlazzawi s Twitch stream a few weekends ago.

                    💪

                    Dubman

                    The pot of mash goes in the middle of table with a soup ladle, dm.

                        That is a truly magnificent centrepiece Dubbers.

                          The ever smug Priti Patel has just advised, on the telly, that the new strain in ‘more spreadable’.

                          Someone’s mixed it with Lurpack by the sounds of it, a kind of Covid Mash?

                            She wasn’t far off, imbecile presenters asking her questions she didn’t appreciate 😂

                            I was in the car listening to Prit Patel this morning. I had to turn her off. She does my head in. She is the combination of patronising, ignorant and arrogant that really pushes all my buttons. Add into that scheming and you have my absolute nemesis.

                            Not sure if anybody has ever seen this. I quite like it:

                            https://thoughtcatalog.com/heidi-priebe/2015/05/the-definition-of-hell-for-each-myers-briggs-personality-type/

                            ENTJ – Somebody is wrong, and they’re directing a large group of people! You can’t do anything about it and will have to obey whatever inefficient policies they decide to implement.

                            Totally true and describes the last 4 years of living in britain and working in the public sector.

                            This shambles at the ports is doing wonders for the Brexiteers, the timing is impeccable as well.

                            Are the EU getting all jabbed up and ready to go?

                            Thought not.

                            Mugs.

                            10,000 lorry pile ups at Dover, a government made up of Mr Men characters, a new strain of COVID they’ll call the ‘UK Virus’ and double the price for a vaccine are all small prices to pay for OUR BRITISH FREEDOM.

                            Have to say I feel very sorry for those lorry drivers stuck on the M20. Its completely inhumane. They are effectively being prevented by Macron from getting home to their families for Christmas. Mainly EU citizens too

                              alistair Have to say I feel very sorry for those lorry drivers stuck on the M20

                              Wouldn’t if I were you. They’re loaded up with tins of London Mixed Grill, Nuddy Mags and, most importantly, have no distractions