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Amps
Thats fair enough.

Theres nothing more irritating than a few chimps reviewing your best stuff

    Amps I thought you were going to start doing Amps Original Content ™ again?

      I just can’t help giving needle to Bullingdon Club shit cunts… I may consider the Lucky Length List again, if only to watch the downvote mayhem!

        Smallman1

        When the driver said they did, the Dutch border official said: “Okay, schoo we take them all.”

        Surprised, the driver then asked the officials if he could keep the bread, to which one replied: “No, everything will be confishcated - welcome to the Brexshit, shir. I’m schorry.”

          Always good to revisit this pop classic

          Some boss trolling the other day from the Beeb, they announced the yearly financial results for the Games Workshop, something which I’m sure has never made the news ever before…

          Rees-Mogg. What a thoroughly unpleasant man.

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            Millsy Haunted pencil wasn’t it? Perfect description… no, wait… elitist shit cunt who is asset stripping the country with his mates whilst lining his own pocket and dodging taxes… that’s the perfect description of him.

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                I do like the idea of us banning Murdoch

                It’s like shooting fish in a barrel with Toby Young, he’s like some sort of famous version of the melters we get on here:

                Amps “hahaha, Amps is TRIGGERED”

                  Highly amused that the UKIP mayoral candidate is called ‘Gammons’

                    Lol for Peter gammons

                    Michael Jackson voice Gammon mother-fucker

                    Worth a quick read as I doubt you will see this detail elsewhere.

                    Is there ever a time when a call centre does not claim to be “experiencing a higher volume of calls than usual”?

                      Amps

                      Lol at talented but flawed.

                      The family of the talented but flawed caretaker of the jewish people, adolf hitler, send their condolences.

                        Have we done this one already? Can anyone confirm said figures?

                          Amps Julie Burchill got me a bottle of champagne when I passed my GCSEs. KLANG

                            Amps It’s got fuck all to do with money, it’s all to do with immigration - Brexit fucking cunts used money and bureaucracy as a simple cover.

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                                Close call for Boris and the Bean Counters!