Someone put the T on tonight ffs.

My OCD is playing up.

    Dan It was written by Smallman, that’s why it’s T-deficient.

      Images of Benson’s house getting raided when his internet searches for tits flag him up as a terrorist

      Brand is one of those cunts you hope get taken down whether he’s done it or not. The impending conspiracy meltdown of all his followers is going to be ace.

        Cankles-McJeggings absolutely. His grifting is so obvious I can’t understand how anyone falls for it. He’s almost worse then Glenn Greenwald.

          Dave Seaman, was accused of rape in Australia many years ago. Apparently, he nailed some bird, that thought there would be a relationship in it. It cost him a few quid just to be allowed back in Oz. Probably why he made a point of including his slightly later, Russian girlfriend in his Global Underground video. The Russian bird couldn’t even speak In English, Dave was trying to get her to learn, I guess it never crossed his mind to learn Russian. He hates it when I remind him of it on FB

            Dry-Tinder
            Might as well cancel Dave while we’re at it. Obviously a wrongun.

            These weekly lynchings are great. There’s definitely potential to turn into a TV show with live voting?

            Some sort of cross between I’m a Celebrity and Squid Game would be well dece on a Saturday night.

                gcw

                I’m just having a bant with him, “hey, Dave, do you remember when you were accused of rape” you know, a bit of fun😂

                  Couldn’t get over how dull this was -

                  Dry-Tinder It’s all gone quiet on the Oakie, wankathon front too

                  Yeah funny that - another one which seemed complete nonsense from the beginning.

                    Mad_Cyril Who’s the fella who shat in a Kettle (or something along those lines)?

                    Jackmaster.

                    Although he was rather (only briefly) cancelled for supposedly being very handsy with people at a few gigs in quick succession. Not sure if the kettle thing was just some additional tidbit chucked on that makes things sound even worse, or to distract from the other stuff.

                        Dan BBC News - Russell Brand accused of sexual assault by four women
                        https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-66831593

                        All years and years ago, with no police charges having gone against him. Just reads like yet another coordinated attempt to take someone down by some people with axes to grind, with the hope that by chucking lots of salacious sounding information together it will cloud people from the fact that there’s likely no smoking gun for any of it.

                          A second woman alleges that Brand assaulted her when he was 31 and she was 16 and still at school. It is claimed the actor referred to her as ‘the child’ during an emotionally abusive and controlling relationship that lasted for about three months

                          I don’t know what was wrong with Ant n Dec, on a Saturday night. It might be a bit daft, but nobody got raped, that we know of yet anyway.