Faarking hell. That made my teeth curl.
He’s in Australia too 🔨

Sick minds we’re dealing with.

The hammer please Derms. Toot sweet

Make the call millsy. ☎️🔨 ‘Hammer time’.

Although I feel it could be a little rich this one as I myself often refer to Mrs Derm as a ‘fuck toy’. She’s not an animal though so the hammer it is.

    Cankles-McJeggings I myself often refer to Mrs Derm as a ‘fuck toy’. She’s not an animal though

    I’ve got to be pedantic Derm, but humans are animals.

    Unless you’ve married a literal “fuck toy” made out of plastic, which doesn’t sound too implausible for you tbf.

      Dermo, I thought you were using the hammer on Hugo?

      It’s Hugo’s dad that needs nonce hammering. The deviant fuck.

        Millsy my dad has a room full of saws and drills - a poxy hammer won’t faze him.

          *cue Millsy posting “the plot thickens”