Cankles-McJeggings you’d never do that to your own “fuck toy” would you Derm? I’m sure you keep your “Mrs” shiny and with head.
Julie
Tbh Hugo her head is irrelevant. I usually sellotape a picture of Owen Jones on the back of hers. Occasionally mix it up a bit if I’m feeling fruity with someone like Jim Beglin.
Cankles-McJeggings I usually sellotape a picture of Owen Jones on the back of hers
Amps?!
Believe me, Jones has been ruined in my boudoir many, many times. Usually after I’ve watched a particular annoying rant of his.
I keep old faithful within reach just incase he gets a little too lippy. 
Cankles-McJeggings Amps’ ideal woman:
I would.
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What I don’t get is why Edward would leave his missus in the dumpster behind Jumpin’ For Jeggings in Perth.
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See what happens when you haven’t got twitter to rely on for your funnies?
That’s not his Julie, his Julie has smaller tits and resembles a small boy.
Dry-Tinder and dresses like a builder.
Ed’s Julie toy comes with several dressing up playsets.
Red Indian
Motorbike enthusiast
Sailor
US motorcycle police officer
Construction worker
Seeing me Julie tomorrow, Bedrock on Sunday.
We go again!