Mossad have already made an enquiry. 
Yet to reach a figure for my services.
Israel Palestine
Should they have hammer or hugs? A diplomacy minefield for Derms at every turn.
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Would be great to send Dermo in on point.
I’m sure he’d get huge cuddles from the Jihadis when he rocks up with his inflatable hammer.
Will get Ed to crowdfund a GoPro so we can see wave him off 
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The hammer always decides. If you live through it you get a hug.
Cankles-McJeggings Mossad have already made an enquiry.
Yes, they thought you’d be perfect to replace their fallen comrade Jeffrey Epstein.
I always get Mossad and Moschic mixed up.
Mossad did Balance 33.
This thread is a good read.
Rather be in a progressive synagogue than say a hand bag house one.
“Israel has the right to defend itself!”
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Are all the Hamasian scoundrels dead yet? Must have bagged a few in that lot.
Cankles-McJeggings Hamasian
Isn’t that your alter ego? ‘Hammers Ian’
bosstrabs Isn’t that your alter ego? ‘Hammers Ian’
Hahahaha brilliant.
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Are we going to have to send in the Nazi’s to sort out the out of control Jews now?
Fucking hell mate
You know, this is - excuse me - some damn fine posting.
A measured and erudite statement from Barack.
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Anyone else noticed zacko went spastic with his twatter parroting when a few Palestinian terrorists got smoked in a well deserved revenge attack but when 30 odd of his fellow septics get mowed down in cold blood by one of his own in broad daylight he doesn’t bat a fucking eyelid. Not a dicky bird and the cunt was on the loose. The tinfoil clad virtue signaling fruitcake.