It truly is incredible that an ex Labour MP is followed on Twitter by Labour MPs alright. Another national scandal.

    Ladies and gentlemen, our anti corruption minister. Six months in and the shit really is flying everywhere.

    15 days later

    Disappearance explained, doubt we’ll be hearing from Iain again.

    7 days later

    I hear Cankly Jegs is moving into scripting exercise videos…

    5 months later

    Wallace is being proper stitched up here. Cor blimey guv. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewgz0qw77lo

    A participant on the BBC’s Saturday Kitchen - a show at the time that was produced in-house by the BBC - who says that, during a dinner ahead of filming in 2002, Wallace put his hand under the table and onto her groin, saying: “Do you like that?”

    A university student who says she met him in a nightclub with friends in 2013. She says after she asked to take a photo with him, he reached under her skirt and grabbed and pinched her bottom

    A woman who says, at an industry ball in 2014, he put his hand up her dress and groped her

    Another junior worker, in addition to Alice, who says in 2012 he dropped his trousers in front of her and wasn’t wearing underwear

    A number of men who say they witnessed Wallace making inappropriate sexual comments

    More recent claims, including a 19-year-old MasterChef worker who says she tried to complain about Wallace’s comments about her body in 2022, and a former policeman who says he tried to raise concerns about Wallace’s sexually inappropriate language to the BBC in 2023

    “You’re over 16, you’re not being ‘Jimmy Saviled’.”

    Lol!

    One of the men who contacted us was a cameraman who says he witnessed Wallace asking a female worker if she had “any friends with nice tits like yours”.

    Just BANTS?

      It’s a bit forward but you don’t ask, you don’t get!

      Millsy

      Woke bastards ruining any decent workplace Bants these days! In the 90s, you used to be able to ask the girls in typing section if they shaved their hatchet marks and nobody batted an eyelid.

      In MasterChef related news, I just found out Lloyd Grossman occasionally plays guitar for Jethro Tull.

      Much preferred him in Through the Key Hole I can’t lie.

      Grossman.

      Which is exactly what Wallace is as it happens.

      YOU COULDN’T MAKE IT UP IF YOU TRIED.