Watched Shania Twain, didn’t think she was great, hasn’t got enough hits.

    alistair Actually Alistair, I really didn’t expect it.

    I didn’t expect anyone on this board to be into something so utterly pedestrian.

    Not even you.

    Smallman1 Watched Shania Twain, didn’t think she was great, hasn’t got enough hits.

    Two’s enough for me Ed, only got one pair of hands

    Chris Martin is Diet Bono , wants everyone to like him a prize prick.

    Its hilarious how camp Coldplay have become. Everyone decked in UV light and holding hands. They’re a band for kids now, its like a Universal Studios ride. Their 1st album is genuinely good, now buried under a blanket of candy floss.

    I always laugh at the two guitarists, trapped in limbo and awkward as fuck. They cant dress like Keith Richards and dont want to wear hot pink, so they dress like a pair of extras out of Dead Mans Shoes and stand there wishing someone would blow up the stage.

    The whole show could easily just be Chris Martin and a jumbotron TV with 3D lovehearts, nobody would even notice.

      Sleaford Mods by the way.

      Fuck off Glastonbury.

      mono-stereo Just seems like the Park Stage that Peggy Gou was on was higher profile

      She has had one track recently that was a fairly big mainstream hit at least. Was no. 5 and Platinum in the UK charts, no. 3 in Ireland, no. 1 in Netherlands etc. Can’t say that for S&/orD.

      Watching Coldplay feels like going to a conference. It’s like going to the Excel Centre and sitting through the musical equivalent of a fist-pumping keynote speech from the CTO of some multinational bank talking about sustainability, illustrated with slides of a smiling, gap-toothed peasant and some children playing football in a dirt backyard.

      Not my words, the words of ZhangXiaon in the Guardian comments section.