Amps & Zdog's Viva La Revolution thread
hugopal you’ve tied yourself up in knots here 
mono-stereo you’ve tied yourself up in knots here
I’ve not - I’ve illustrated the knot which Amps has created; as I explained there is no explanation where Amps is not contradicting himself.
mono-stereo Hugo and Amps each have half a square cheese cake. Hugo suggests that Amps shares his cake with his sister Anne, Anne’s mother’s husband and his husbands cat.
Anne cuts each slice to have the same amount of cake, using the perimeter of the cake. (It’s essentially the same as dividing a circular cake into five slices). Since the perimeter of the cake is 20 units (as marked by Hugo’s brother, Alan), then each of the five slices must have 4 units of edge. So, we choose a point on the perimeter and then mark all the other points four units along before shoving it up Alan’s ringer
Thank you, this is much clearer. And is an excellent frame of reference for the remainder of the debate.
We continue
I often wonder to myself why everyone absolutely fucking detests Hugo, and its moments like these that bring absolute clarity of thought to the matter.
I’m quite pleased I didn’t use the word ‘cunt’ there too.
He’s the driving force behind an early contender for Thread of the Year Grant!
An absolute banger !
I like the length of detail and analysis Hugo adds to our threads. Makes up for the lack of it in other threads (am looking at you @Smallman1 in your restaurant reviews!)
Succinct and bang on are my restaurant reviews!
-si- Did Anne birth the cheesecake from her vagina? If not, then nobody is taking this seriously.
If Anne had a yeast infection then maybe the cheese for the cheesecake could have come from her ‘Cottage Cheese Vaginal Discharge’:
https://www.ckbhospital.com/blogs/cottage-cheese-vaginal-discharge/
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mono-stereo Hugo and Amps each have half a square cheese cake. Hugo suggests that Amps shares his cake with his sister Anne, Anne’s mother’s husband and his husbands cat.
Anne cuts each slice to have the same amount of cake, using the perimeter of the cake. (It’s essentially the same as dividing a circular cake into five slices). Since the perimeter of the cake is 20 units (as marked by Hugo’s brother, Alan), then each of the five slices must have 4 units of edge. So, we choose a point on the perimeter and then mark all the other points four units along before shoving it up Alan’s ringer.
As an aside, that would be an incredibly daft method - If at the end you’d have tried to slice from the marked points on the perimeter to the centre of the cake, or the centre to the marked points on the perimeter, you wouldn’t end up with 5 equal slices (as unlike a circular cake you’ve got irregular corners to contend with). And figuring out to what points in the middle of the cake to cut each slice to would be even more of a pain in the arse than Alan would have experienced in your story!
Anne the daft sod needed to have only measured the base of the cake, divided by 5, and sliced vertically.
FFS. He’s doubling down then as per normal. Four more years at least of this dog shit.
Golf course, casino and Trump hotel incoming for Greenland the lucky bastards.
Amps he won’t like it, it’s pitch black all day and snows all the time. Mind you…