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I like the length of detail and analysis Hugo adds to our threads. Makes up for the lack of it in other threads (am looking at you @Smallman1 in your restaurant reviews!)

Succinct and bang on are my restaurant reviews!

mono-stereo Hugo and Amps each have half a square cheese cake. Hugo suggests that Amps shares his cake with his sister Anne, Anne’s mother’s husband and his husbands cat.

Anne cuts each slice to have the same amount of cake, using the perimeter of the cake. (It’s essentially the same as dividing a circular cake into five slices). Since the perimeter of the cake is 20 units (as marked by Hugo’s brother, Alan), then each of the five slices must have 4 units of edge. So, we choose a point on the perimeter and then mark all the other points four units along before shoving it up Alan’s ringer.

As an aside, that would be an incredibly daft method - If at the end you’d have tried to slice from the marked points on the perimeter to the centre of the cake, or the centre to the marked points on the perimeter, you wouldn’t end up with 5 equal slices (as unlike a circular cake you’ve got irregular corners to contend with). And figuring out to what points in the middle of the cake to cut each slice to would be even more of a pain in the arse than Alan would have experienced in your story!

Anne the daft sod needed to have only measured the base of the cake, divided by 5, and sliced vertically.

FFS. He’s doubling down then as per normal. Four more years at least of this dog shit.

  • Amps replied to this.

    Millsy If he can spend the entire four years invading and then mincing around Greenland, I’ll be well happy.

      Golf course, casino and Trump hotel incoming for Greenland the lucky bastards.

      • Amps replied to this.

        Amps he won’t like it, it’s pitch black all day and snows all the time. Mind you…

        Smallman1 the lucky bastards

        I imagine they’re about as excited as the Scottish were.

        There are some shit drivers there, what a pile up!

        Think the woman on the balcony caused it Rich.

        • Amps replied to this.

          Amps you won’t as that will invoke NATO’s Article 5 and Europe will end up in a war with the US, weakening everyone, much to Putin and Xi’s delight

          • Amps replied to this.

            erik All bluster though yeah? He’s not keen on a war is he? Dead cat on the table for some other shady shite he’s doing?

            Amps If he can spend the entire four years invading and then mincing around Greenland, I’ll be well happy.

            You’re taking the piss with this comment, right?

            Right?!………….

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