She looks a bit like a bird I shagged from BASILdon.
Dating apps and war stories
Up the parsley, Granto?
Old-Dutch LOL, natch.
I’d sage she’s lovely girl
Was she the real DILL Grant?
As I was saying, don’t ever get divorced lads…
Got a 3rd date with an absolute corker on Sunday.
Don’t buy your hats just yet!
There won’t be a dry eye in the house when you eventually get hitched mate. Is this a socially distanced walk or zoom affair this time? We need deets.
It’s actually tesco value lemonade o’clock by the look of it, dave!
Jules72 Christ!
Give over!
Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.
Opening bantz: playfully sarcastic ‘oh…fancy meeting you here!’
’Good job we are under a government lockdown or you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off me’
‘Is that a rape alarm in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’
‘Keep your hair on love. Just bantz innit’
Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?