Dating apps and war stories

Smallman1

Was she the real DILL Grant?

Jules72

As I was saying, don’t ever get divorced lads…

bosstrabs

Jules72 It’s Gin o’clock!

Along_the_Wire

Jules72 Christ!

Smallman1

Got a 3rd date with an absolute corker on Sunday.

Don’t buy your hats just yet!

Millsy

There won’t be a dry eye in the house when you eventually get hitched mate. Is this a socially distanced walk or zoom affair this time? We need deets.

Smallman1

Millsy There won’t be a dry eye in the house when you eventually get hitched mate. Is this a socially distanced walk or zoom affair this time? We need deets.

Ha! Thanks!

Socially distanced walk, OLB sticks to the rules!

-si-

It’s actually tesco value lemonade o’clock by the look of it, dave!

Jules72

Smallman1 post a pic Ed!!!

Smallman1

Give over!

Millsy

Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.

Smallman1

Millsy Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.

Chocolate box good looks, top top bants and bucket loads of je ne sais quoi are all covered big time!

Millsy

Opening bantz: playfully sarcastic ‘oh…fancy meeting you here!’
’Good job we are under a government lockdown or you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off me’
‘Is that a rape alarm in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

-si-

Millsy

“YOU SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE JASON STATHAM, YOU LYING CUNT!”

Millsy

‘Keep your hair on love. Just bantz innit’

Old-Dutch

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

Jules72

So was chatting to this woman last few days… seemed nice and we had tentatively arranged to meet next week for a walk… then she tells me what she’s up to this weekend - seeing masseur, meeting a stream of friends indoors, going round to her brothers, lunch tomorrow with a friend… erm pass…. pretty obvious why new cases are still above 10k a day - obviously loads of this going on. The lockdown should have been Italian style for a month.. voucher to leave the house to go shopping … sheesh

Hursty

Jules72 How widespread do you think this behaviour is? Obviously takes 2 to tango so many people must be doing it

Smallman1

Kin hell.

That is some socialising.

Jules72

Hursty my previous girlfriend’s circle was at it too… think it’s those in their 20s and 30s, for whom covid isn’t threatening… but also think it takes a certain type of person right… who doesn’t give a crap about society

Mad_Cyril

Jules72
A selfish cunt?

bosstrabs

Jules72 my previous girlfriend’s circle was at it too… think it’s those in their 20s and 30s, for whom covid isn’t threatening… but also think it takes a certain type of person right… who doesn’t give a crap about society

When I was in my 20s, and my parents were in their 40s, I can’t honestly say that I’d have behaved as cautiously/responsibly as I have done.

Peer pressure/FOMO would have been a big thing, and I imagine I may well have gone to some illicit raves just for the naughtiness factor. Can everyone here truthfully say they wouldn’t? I’m honestly not sure I would have behaved as I am doing now.

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