6 days later

Got a 3rd date with an absolute corker on Sunday.

Don’t buy your hats just yet!

There won’t be a dry eye in the house when you eventually get hitched mate. Is this a socially distanced walk or zoom affair this time? We need deets.

    It’s actually tesco value lemonade o’clock by the look of it, dave!

    Millsy There won’t be a dry eye in the house when you eventually get hitched mate. Is this a socially distanced walk or zoom affair this time? We need deets.

    Ha! Thanks!

    Socially distanced walk, OLB sticks to the rules!

        Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.

          Opening bantz: playfully sarcastic ‘oh…fancy meeting you here!’
          ’Good job we are under a government lockdown or you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off me’
          ‘Is that a rape alarm in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

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            Millsy

            “YOU SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE JASON STATHAM, YOU LYING CUNT!”

              ‘Keep your hair on love. Just bantz innit’

              Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?

              Millsy Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.

              Chocolate box good looks, top top bants and bucket loads of je ne sais quoi are all covered big time!

                So was chatting to this woman last few days… seemed nice and we had tentatively arranged to meet next week for a walk… then she tells me what she’s up to this weekend - seeing masseur, meeting a stream of friends indoors, going round to her brothers, lunch tomorrow with a friend… erm pass…. pretty obvious why new cases are still above 10k a day - obviously loads of this going on. The lockdown should have been Italian style for a month.. voucher to leave the house to go shopping … sheesh

                  Kin hell.

                  That is some socialising.

                  Jules72 How widespread do you think this behaviour is? Obviously takes 2 to tango so many people must be doing it

                      Hursty my previous girlfriend’s circle was at it too… think it’s those in their 20s and 30s, for whom covid isn’t threatening… but also think it takes a certain type of person right… who doesn’t give a crap about society