Lol 😂 … bit of advice though lads - don’t ever get divorced

She looks a bit like a bird I shagged from BASILdon.

I’d sage she’s lovely girl

6 days later

Got a 3rd date with an absolute corker on Sunday.

Don’t buy your hats just yet!

There won’t be a dry eye in the house when you eventually get hitched mate. Is this a socially distanced walk or zoom affair this time? We need deets.

    It’s actually tesco value lemonade o’clock by the look of it, dave!

    Millsy There won’t be a dry eye in the house when you eventually get hitched mate. Is this a socially distanced walk or zoom affair this time? We need deets.

    Ha! Thanks!

    Socially distanced walk, OLB sticks to the rules!

        Any pre-prepped bantz you need reviewing? This one could be the one.

          Opening bantz: playfully sarcastic ‘oh…fancy meeting you here!’
          ’Good job we are under a government lockdown or you wouldn’t be able to keep your hands off me’
          ‘Is that a rape alarm in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?’

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            Millsy

            “YOU SAID YOU LOOKED LIKE JASON STATHAM, YOU LYING CUNT!”