Dating apps and war stories
He definitely wears a ¾ length leather jacket and gels his hair back too!
- Edited
They don’t all dress like Lovejoy/Flares, you racist.
Some also dress like Sean.
I didn’t mention tarmac, for fuck sake!
Last time I flew into Galway, there’s a big country house on the descent path that’s completely surrounded by a huge square of tarmac.
I couldn’t believe it, it’s like they’d just gone up to the Lord of the Manor and said “so, we’ll tarmac the driveway shall we?” and he’d told them to get lost and probably returned to his property after his next trip to the big city to find his driveway, his gardens, his vegetable patch and everything tarmacced.
Lol, their olympic sized outdoor swimming pool filled to the brim with the molten black stuff!
Form an orderly queue pls lads
I do like a Doris who keeps herself and her environs in tip top cleanliness. Keeper imo
You poor sod, Jules.
Cleanliness is next to godliness.
Marry her.
It would be quite valid having a piece who takes care of all the tidying in a proper way.
She’d probably make a banging cheese toastie and mug of tea for you while you watched Grandstand, no complaints either.
Good to see Dave is posting from the 1980s.
If I told you the latest with my roof you would laugh Dave.
Literally couldn’t make it up at this point.
It’s not no.
Over £4k in the hole now too, reg.
Pitched!