I didn’t mention tarmac, for fuck sake!

Last time I flew into Galway, there’s a big country house on the descent path that’s completely surrounded by a huge square of tarmac.

I couldn’t believe it, it’s like they’d just gone up to the Lord of the Manor and said “so, we’ll tarmac the driveway shall we?” and he’d told them to get lost and probably returned to his property after his next trip to the big city to find his driveway, his gardens, his vegetable patch and everything tarmacced.

    Lol, their olympic sized outdoor swimming pool filled to the brim with the molten black stuff!

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      I do like a Doris who keeps herself and her environs in tip top cleanliness. Keeper imo

      Jules72 it looks like she spends her entire day sniffing the cleaning products

        Cleanliness is next to godliness.

        Marry her.

        It would be quite valid having a piece who takes care of all the tidying in a proper way.

        She’d probably make a banging cheese toastie and mug of tea for you while you watched Grandstand, no complaints either.

          bosstrabs
          She’d do your nut in after a while, hovering around with a dustpan and brush just in case you dropped a crumb.

            If I told you the latest with my roof you would laugh Dave.

            Literally couldn’t make it up at this point.

              It’s not no.

              Over £4k in the hole now too, reg.

              Pitched!

                Some cunt came in and took a chunk out of my bedroom wall too.

                Looks like jaws has been in there.

                  Smallman1
                  Hope it wasn’t a cash & no receipt job. Does it need a scaffold jut take a look.

                    Smallman1 Some cunt came in and took a chunk out of my bedroom wall too

                    How the fook did someone do that. Did he put his foot through the ceiling.