Lol, their olympic sized outdoor swimming pool filled to the brim with the molten black stuff!

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    I do like a Doris who keeps herself and her environs in tip top cleanliness. Keeper imo

    Jules72 it looks like she spends her entire day sniffing the cleaning products

      Cleanliness is next to godliness.

      Marry her.

      It would be quite valid having a piece who takes care of all the tidying in a proper way.

      She’d probably make a banging cheese toastie and mug of tea for you while you watched Grandstand, no complaints either.

        bosstrabs
        She’d do your nut in after a while, hovering around with a dustpan and brush just in case you dropped a crumb.

          If I told you the latest with my roof you would laugh Dave.

          Literally couldn’t make it up at this point.

            It’s not no.

            Over £4k in the hole now too, reg.

            Pitched!

              Some cunt came in and took a chunk out of my bedroom wall too.

              Looks like jaws has been in there.

                Smallman1
                Hope it wasn’t a cash & no receipt job. Does it need a scaffold jut take a look.

                  Smallman1 Some cunt came in and took a chunk out of my bedroom wall too

                  How the fook did someone do that. Did he put his foot through the ceiling.

                    Was a cash and no receipt job.

                    No scaffolding required.

                    3 different ‘roofers’ can’t work it out, don’t know what to do, am at my wits end.