Hursty From what you’ve said and reading the odd review it sounds pretentious as fuck!

That review you posted was practically written before they turned up. I like Soho House a lot - it’s got it’s share of cunts, but frankly, so has Weatherspoons. Don’t talk to them.

If it was full of cunts and shit, I wouldn’t be a member.

    has quick mocking wank

    Never mind her left-hand missing it’s her missing head I’d have the problem with

      You have to go and ruin it don’t you, Millsy

        Ironically ‘Marin’ is (nearly) an anagram of ‘no arm’

        Smallman1 You’d think she’d know her left from her right… It’s a mirror shot, Ed.

          25 days later

          Was in a restaurant last night and heard a bird on a nearby table say ‘holibobs’, and I thought “Fuck me, that’s exactly the kind of shite word Ed Smallman would use” and then I came in this thread to check, and Smallman does indeed use that phrase.

          He’s a bigger truncheon than Patson Daka’s swinging cock in the changing rooms after he’s just given Man United the runaround.

            No more holibobs for me this year.

            Sad face.