You have to go and ruin it don’t you, Millsy
Dating apps and war stories
It’s her right hand that’s non existent no?
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Ironically ‘Marin’ is (nearly) an anagram of ‘no arm’
Old-Dutch Here you go Dutchy (I know, I’m going to hell…)
Textbook
25 days later
Was in a restaurant last night and heard a bird on a nearby table say ‘holibobs’, and I thought “Fuck me, that’s exactly the kind of shite word Ed Smallman would use” and then I came in this thread to check, and Smallman does indeed use that phrase.
He’s a bigger truncheon than Patson Daka’s swinging cock in the changing rooms after he’s just given Man United the runaround.
LOL
No more holibobs for me this year.
Sad face.
6 days later
Prize catch ……
Christ it must be like an abandoned mine down there.
Maybe send her the number of a local taylor who specialises in whizzards’ sleeves
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Might be better to leave it till next week after they’ve all been draughted up on mass arsehole repair duties in Manchester this evening
Dont think she needed to put she likes kisses and cuddles
Amps Uhhh….
Putting me in a top hat in a giant cake with nothing on but a thong isn’t something I:
A) would do.
B) think is funny.
C) …As if I have female friends. I mean c’mon!
loopdokter Behave, you’d defo get involved! 
loopdokter I for one am disappointed Jay! Boooooo!
You’re right Jay.
I have humour, dignity and chocolate box good looks.
Ed, impressing the ladies, and Darren:
No way. Ed would have less clothes on.
Old-Dutch taylor
You’re better than that, Dutchy
6 days later
a month later
Not for me thanks 
I just instinctively sprayed my screen with Lynx Africa.
She may not be a lady but she’s all woman.
Gotta be a Kraut.
Racist.
Sarah wears her winter coat all year round.
How about this one….any takers?