has quick mocking wank

Never mind her left-hand missing it’s her missing head I’d have the problem with

    You have to go and ruin it don’t you, Millsy

      Ironically ‘Marin’ is (nearly) an anagram of ‘no arm’

      Smallman1 You’d think she’d know her left from her right… It’s a mirror shot, Ed.

        25 days later

        Was in a restaurant last night and heard a bird on a nearby table say ‘holibobs’, and I thought “Fuck me, that’s exactly the kind of shite word Ed Smallman would use” and then I came in this thread to check, and Smallman does indeed use that phrase.

        He’s a bigger truncheon than Patson Daka’s swinging cock in the changing rooms after he’s just given Man United the runaround.

          No more holibobs for me this year.

          Sad face.

          6 days later

          Christ it must be like an abandoned mine down there.

          Maybe send her the number of a local taylor who specialises in whizzards’ sleeves